Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 17, 2008, 11:16am
Character Name: Breakdown
Other Characters:
Soundwave
Mirage
Tarantulus
Thread
Type: Non-Canon
Place: An alternate plane of existence
Time:
The future?
Character
Requests:
Anyone is welcome to join, and at any time for no reason at all. Just poof into existence if you
like.
This is a non-canon thread so it has no meaning, no sense of time, and no sense of sanity, so any character
from any time line may exist.
NPCs:
none
Possible cameos from alternate reality versions
of various mechs.
Related Threads:
none
Additional Info:
Like
I said, this thread is utter insanity, do what youy want. This thread is an attempt to shake out all the constraints of a
story thread and post ANYTHING you want. If you want your head to explode then grow back, do it.
The backbone of this
whole thing is basically, random mechs from all time/space have poofed into this strange new plane of existence where they
find anything is possible. As they question why and explore this new universe they find that perhaps, sanity is in the mind
of the wild blue yonder.
Story Post:
The plane is riddled with tiny bluish black dots, floating
about and following a non-existant current of air. Hues of pink, orange and creamy white line the outskirts of the seemingly
endless landscape.
The landscape itself is full of nothingness. Green, white and gray, the world reeks of an otherworldly
beauty and the sky is a bright baby blue. Specks of golden dust pollenate the world here and there.
In what appears
to be paradise, one of the specks of bluish black began to contract. It vibrates with energy as it widens and glows.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 17, 2008, 11:23am
The small possible portal
crackled and popped! It shot forth a comet directly at the landscape. The streak of energy pummeled the surface and left a
small crater.
Breakdown was at it's center. He laid there for a few cycles before finally coming to. His head was dizzy
and he stumbled as he attempted to stand up. He shook the loose cogs in his braincore and finally the world around him focused
and he gazed upon the most disgunstingly spectacular sight he had ever seen.
With arms outstretched, he screamed at
the cosmos of unfamiliar beauty, "STOP STARING AT ME!!!"
As he did, flowers and grass began to grow around him like
something out of a kiddy movie. "Oh this is just great." he complained.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost
by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 17, 2008, 11:24pm
"Where in the inferno am I!?" he questioned the universe. Nothing came back
to him.
"Well this is boring, I wish somebody else were here."
As if to grant his outspoken wish, a giant mecha-bear
from Jupiter appeared and purred like a kitty.
"Hey there big fella. Well, thats not weird or anything." he said sarcastically.
The bear smirked as if it understood him and grinned, teeth shiny and and glistening. A tv screen folded out from it's chest
and the words, "Would you like to play a game?" scrolled across it.
"Ummm, sure?"
They spent countless cycles
playing everything from three-dimensional chess to crazy go-kart slammers. Breakdown lost most of the time.
"Well that
was fun, what should we do next?"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 18, 2008, 10:11pm
"How
about you get off my head!" yelled a voice that seemed to come from underfoot.
Breakdown looked down to see a tiny
gnome with stubby little arms. "What are you?"
"Your mother!"
"Whats a mother? Oh! You mean crane arm assembly
number 6554-47! When did you become an organic mom?"
"Just get offa me!"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost
by ender on Mar 18, 2008, 10:43pm
Dead End turned to Swindle.
"See, I told you."
Re: Insanity
Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 18, 2008, 11:49pm
The mecha bear then ate the dwarf.
"No! Moooooottthhhheeeerrrr!!!"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 23, 2008, 10:32pm
Scrapper appeared and then
hastily, without pause for the new environment he now found himself in cried, "My schematics! Nooooo! Where are they!!!" He
then imploded into stardust for no reason.
Breakdown smirked at that, "Stupid glitch."
Re: Insanity
Is Spelt CrazyPost by thrust on Apr 3, 2008, 7:40pm
waspinator appeared with a "poof"
"ooooh, that was
fun, waspinator wants to do it again" he then self destructed and reappeared with another poof "waspinator is happy"
Re:
Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 5, 2008, 7:34pm
Breakdown had no idea what the tiny insectoid
thing was. It was much smaller then him. "What are you? A mini-Insecti-con?"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost
by thrust on Apr 5, 2008, 7:49pm
"i am sharpnell, decepticon hero-o" waspinator said crazily
"awwww, waspinator
has a headache in his whole bodyyyy"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 5, 2008,
10:55pm
"Shrapnel? Your too small to be Shrapnel! If you are then shoot me with some lightning already!" Breakdown
scoffed.
Then he exploded.
Then was magically reassembled.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost
by thrust on Apr 6, 2008, 10:42am
a nuclear bomb exploded and destroyed the universe, then another one blew up and
everything was un destroyed
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 6, 2008, 10:44pm
then
a banana cream pie morphed from thin air....and the mecha bear ate it. It purred loudly like a cat with satisfaction.
"Did
it ever occur to you that maybe I'd like a piece?"
The bear just shrugged.
"Yeah your right, that food is for
disgusting organics anyway....no offense."
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 9,
2008, 5:19pm
Inferno woke up and looked around. The sky was changing colors? It didn't take him but a nanoclick to
realize he wasn't were he should be. "The Colony? Where is the Colony!?" he said madly. Enraged he transformed and his abdomen
split to reveal his copter blades. His thrusters ignited and he shot into the sky.
The sky was changing from a pink
and orange to a blue and black. It was the strangest thing Inferno had ever seen, which meant it was plenty strange. He chittered
his teeth as a gust of wind flowing in the opposite direction washed over him. He easily corrected his course and looked out
over the landscape before him.
The ground was pock-marked with tiny craters and everything from giant organic squid
monsters to cyborg dragon overlords from beyond the moon dotted it's surface. Occasionally, creatures would blink in and out
of existence. Now that was the strangest thing he had ever seen.
Inferno's mind temporarily derailed for a few moments.
Eventually, his one track mind got on course..."The Colony!" he shouted.
He powered his engines and released maximum
burn towards something in the distance.
_______________________________________________Breakdown
shielded his eyes from the colors of the ever changing sky. He noticed something flying toward him in the distance. He wondered
what it was.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by thrust on Apr 9, 2008, 8:09pm
"ANT BOT!, come
and give waspinator a big hug!"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 9, 2008, 9:48pm
Inferno
touched down near Waspinator and pushed him away. "Waspinator! Enough! Where is The Queen!? Where is The Colony!?!?"
"What
is this!?
A tiny bug parade?" Breakdown said.
Inferno looked at Breakdown with contempt. He pulled out his flamethrower and waved
it threatingly at Breakdown's shin. "Fool! You will burn in the name of The Royalty!"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt
CrazyPost by thrust on Apr 9, 2008, 9:55pm
[spoiler]oh yea, the beat wars characters are small compared to
the others[/spoiler]
just then waspinator and inferno grew tremendously, "waspinator hate this place, too many super
mushrooms"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 9, 2008, 11:07pm
[spoiler]lol
yeah. I was gonna have them grow in a sec but you beat me to it! lol[/spoiler]
"Now do you have anything to say, pest!
Or would you rather I barbeque you right here, right now, in the name, of the COLONNYYYY!!!"
Without letting Breakdown
reply, Inferno's pyromania kicked in and he unleashed pure focused hell through the barrel of his flamethrower. "AHAHAHAHA!"
Breakdown
was burned to a crisp.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by thrust on Apr 13, 2008, 2:12pm
"mmm,
flame broiled bot, waspinator's favorite" waspinator then proceeded to eat breakdown
Re: Insanity Is Spelt
CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 13, 2008, 5:35pm
"Fool! Do not eat that filth!" Inferno yelled at Waspinator,
"It is mine,
I set it ablaze!"
Inferno punched Waspinator in his "gut" and Breakdown came spewing forth.
"Gah!
Slaggin' bugs!" Breakdown cursed the insects.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr
20, 2008, 2:00pm
Many hundreds of years ago into the future:
Breakdown let out a sigh, "So what do we do now?"
The mech-bear simply shook it's head like it didn't know. "We could squash some bugs! But that would take effort..."
Lazilly,
Breakdown laid down, "Sometimes I wish I were a human so I could just dissapear." Then in a flash of light, he was human!
"Oh
Primus!" he said in shock.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by ellwynx on Apr 24, 2008, 7:49pm
A
mighty buzzing started off in the distance. As the sound grows louder the others can see a cloud coming their way. Upon closer
inspection the 'cloud' turns out to be hundreds of thousands of stag beetles swarming.
As the swarm reaches the group
the beetles all converge inward, seemingly squishing into one another to form one single being.
As the form solidifies
they become the recognizable yellow, black and purple body of Stag Beetle mode Shrapnel.
"What in the name of Primus
was that...that?" Shrapnel looks around confused. "One moment I'm devouring a field of corn with Bombshell and Kickback...back,
the next I'm here...here."
Shrapnel spots Waspinator and Inferno. "New Insecticons...ticons?"
Re: Insanity
Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 24, 2008, 9:23pm
"A DRONE!" bellowed Inferno. He pulled out his trusty
flamethrower and pointed it a Shrapnel. "She must be from a rival Colony! You will burn!"
[spoiler]Not bein mean or
nothin, its just that Inferno is soooo dumb and commited to his anthood lol. Its nice to have some fresh blood in this thread.
Welcome aboard buddy![/spoiler]
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by ellwynx on Apr 25, 2008, 7:00pm
"Drone...rone?!"
Shrapnel looks around. "I don't see any of my clones nearby...nearby."
Seeing the gun aimed in his direction Shrapnel
flips and twists into his robot form, gun in hand.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on
Apr 25, 2008, 7:45pm
A scene from the old west came to light as the events were portrayed in sepia tone, crackled video
fed directly to Breakdown who was in his human mode. He sat down and put some popcorn in his mouth and crunched it with his
new teeth.
The mecha-bear dug it's enormous paw into the jug of popcorn, taking most of it and scooping it into it's
mouth.
"Hey!"
"Shhhhh!" the bear pointed to the unfolding action.
Inferno's optics slimmed, peering at
Shrapnel who was now pointing a weapon back towards him. "You are a drone from another Colony! Prepare to burn!" he said menacingly,
a twitchy finger on the trigger.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by ellwynx on Apr 26, 2008, 5:59pm
"Another
country? I'm from Cybertron you dimwitted...witted...." Shrapnel pauses, focuses his optics and shifts them thru a few spectrums.
"You're organic...ganic!?!? Not only are you a fake Insecticon, you're a fake Transformer...former."
Right hand still
holding his gun aimed at Inferno, the fingers of his left hand begin to crackle with static electrcity.
"And WHAT is
that fleshling doing here...here??!!?"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 26, 2008,
7:05pm
"Oh hi Shrapnel." Breakdown waved. "It's me, Breakdown. Wait, whataryou starin' at?"
Re: Insanity
Is Spelt CrazyPost by ellwynx on Apr 29, 2008, 8:19am
"Breakdown? Let me guess, the furry organic seated next
to you is Motormaster...master."
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 29, 2008, 9:29am
"Nope,
just a mecha-bear from Jupiter." he replyed. "Be careful of those guys." he pointed at Inferno and Waspinator. "One will cook
you and the other will eat you."
The bear whooped in agreement.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost
by jazzbot on Apr 30, 2008, 4:18pm
Blitzwing poofed into existence on this strange planet. Or....whatever it was. And
seeing a weird red bug thing pointing a gun at Shrapnel...Blitz respnded with
"CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?" Blitzwing
yelled at everymech
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 30, 2008, 11:42pm
"NEVER!"
roared Inferno.
"Sure." said Breakdown. "If only everything would stop starin' at me."
The mecha bear nodded
in agreement.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 1, 2008, 4:06pm
"Don't make
me burn you you crazy bug thing....."Blitzwing said to Inferno.
"Sorry about everything staring at you Breakdown-and
wait, are you a fleshbag?????Jeez this place is crazy." Blitzwing commented.
"Well at least we have a cool bear to
talk to. How's it hanging?" Blitzwing asked the mecha bear.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker
4.1 on May 1, 2008, 7:11pm
The bear snarled for no reason. It nudged Blitzwing's shoulder as though wanting a treat.
"Make
me burn?! YOU WILL BURN!" Inferno had finally lost it. He switched targets from Shrapnel to Blitzwing and opened firey doom
unto him!
Breakdown let out a sigh.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 2, 2008,
12:38am
Blitzwing was about to give the bear a energon treat when Inferno flame broiled him. Blitzwing cracked then
feel to ashes.
Only to pop back up a minute later, next to the bear. "Here you go buddy." Blitz said after giving
a treat to the bear. "Sick em Sheeba!"BLitz said indicating Inferno
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost
by ellwynx on May 2, 2008, 7:24pm
As Inferno turns to broil Blitzwing Shrapnel lifts his left hand and releases a barrage
of electricity at the dimwitted organic.
Much to Shrapnel's chagrin the electricity somehow veers off course and straight
up into the air and into a passing cloud. The cloud strangely enough forms an angry face glaring down at the bodies below
it.
The misty eyes roam, looking for who just blasted it's posterior. Spotting the last few sparks on Shrapnel's fingers
it begins to blow it's cheeks up.
Shrapnel realizing the sparks were giving him away quickly hides his hand behind
his back. Too late!
The cloud face's lips open and a mighty wind and rain fall down on Shrapnel. The wind intensifies
to the point Shrapnel can't stay in place. He topples backwards and flips heels over head toward the horizon.
Smirking,
it's vengeance fulfilled, the cloud changes back into a seeming harmless cotton puff floating across the sky.
[spoiler]I'm
assuming at least one person here will know where this cloud comes from. LOL[/spoiler]
Re: Insanity Is Spelt
CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 3, 2008, 10:28pm
[spoiler]I have no idea. Isnt there one of the clouds in alot
of things?[/spoiler]
Sheeba naturally accepted the energon treat with great pleasure then pounced upon Inferno, vicously
ripping limbs from his body! Inferno screamed in agony.
Breakdown was unamused, "Guess he had it comin' eh Blitz?"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 4, 2008, 2:29am
"Undubitably." Blitzwing said
as he took a pipe from a tree and began smoking. "It's elementary my dear Breakdown."
Re: Insanity Is Spelt
CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 10, 2008, 12:00am
Tarantulus popped in for a moment. But only for a moment.
He let out a long drawn out sigh before puttiong his gun to his head....and pulling the trigger.
His body disintegrated
as it hit the ground.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 11, 2008, 2:30am
"I
don't think he liked the company much. What do you think Breakdown?" Blitzwing asked
Re: Insanity Is Spelt
CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 11, 2008, 1:59pm
"Clearly not. And aside from Sheeba here, I don't much care
for it either.....no offense."
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by ellwynx on May 11, 2008, 3:35pm
Slowly
a scream can be heard rising in volume. In moments it's obvious the scream is Shrapnel. But it's coming from the OPPOSITE
direction the cloud's wind blew him.
The dot on the horizon grows in size and reveals it is indeed Shrapnel, still
blowing in the wind.
As his body approaches the gathering of Transformers the wind dies off and he is deposited in
the exact same spot he was in before getting blown away.
Looking around dazed Shrapnel asks "How in the name of Primus
did I get back here...here!?!? I was heading in THAT direction...tion!" Shrapnel points in the direction he was originally
blown toward.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 11, 2008, 8:25pm
"Guess
ya went all the way 'round." answered Breakdown.
"Blitzwing is somehow here now too. Did you know tat or were you busy
gettin gusted up at that point?"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by ellwynx on May 12, 2008, 2:04pm
"This
place is insane, I'd rather be somewhere more tame." Shrapnel sing songs in a high pitched voice. A look of surprise crosses
his face. "What is going on? Something is most definitely wrong." Shrapnel clutches at his throat. "Am I speaking like this
really? Suddenly I sound like Wheelie?!?!!?"
[spoiler]I almost forgot. The cloud that molested Shrapnel was Cumulo-Fracto
Nimbus from the Xanth novels by Piers Anthony...[/spoiler]
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot
on May 12, 2008, 5:04pm
"None taken Fleshbag-I mean Breakdown. And Primus must hate you Shrapnel." Blitzwing stated
matter of factly.
[spoiler]Call me a bozo Ellwynx...I should have known that! I love the Xanth books-well up to a point,
they did go downhill after about 12 of them[/spoiler]
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1
on May 12, 2008, 6:13pm
[spoiler]I dont know what you just said! - Gir[/spoiler]
Breakdown let out a sigh. "Welp.
Bugmech has a point. This place is crazier then all of us put together. It's almost like were in an Earthern cartoon."
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 12, 2008, 6:29pm
"You actually watch those Breakdown?
Well, I suppose you'd know about them since your one of them now.....This place really is weird, where the slag are we? Any
mech got ideas?" Blitz asked the assembled bots.
"What about you Sheeba?" Blitz asked the bear
Re: Insanity
Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 12, 2008, 7:06pm
The bear merely grumbled in response. The tv screen
on it's chest lit up. "Welcome to thwe world as no one knows it! This video will guide you on how to coexist within the confines
of this naturally unatural environment. So sit back, relax, and grab a tub of popcorn for this incredibly journey....of knowledge."
Breakdown
let out a sigh, then a gasp of surprise as a large couch formed where he was sitting. "I take it were supposed to sit and
watch this."
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 13, 2008, 1:27am
One minute Cliffjumper
was staring down the sights of one of his enormouse guns and had Megatron in his sights, and the next second he was floating
without moving and he wound up in some odd place......no cluse as to where-only that it was filled with Cons, and oddly enough
a human sitting next to a gigantic Cyber Bear.
"Well, I don't know why they are here, but i'lll stop them." Cliffjumper
said, nd pulled the trigger on his gun.
What came out was not the loud bang and a blast. What came out was a frog....
"Hello
my lady hello my honey, hallo my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss my way! Baby my heart's on fire!!!" The frog sang, and showed
no signs of stopping.
[spoiler]Hope this is odd enough for ya![/spoiler]
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost
by Breaker 4.1 on May 15, 2008, 1:37am
[spoiler]yes, very lol[/spoiler]
The video was about to start when Breakdown
eard something croak. "I think I just heard my dreams die." he said. He looked around and spied Cliffjumper and a frog. "Oh...nevermind."
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 15, 2008, 12:03pm
The frog seemed to be finishing
up his song, when it hopped over to Blitzwing, and with a ribbit it's mouth shot a enourmous energy blast that sheared off
all of Blitzwing's armor.
"Ah, slag." Was all Blitzwing could say before he went into stasis-wait, he didn't go into
Stasis, what the slag????
"That's my kind of Frog!" Cliffjumper exclaimed.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost
by Breaker 4.1 on May 15, 2008, 4:12pm
"Pull yourself together Blitzwing. It shouldn't be so hard." Breakdown snickered.
"Hey
Autobot, in case you didn't notice, where tryin' to watch a movie over here!"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost
by jazzbot on May 15, 2008, 6:20pm
"Why are you sitting with Decepticreeps?" Cliffjumper asked the human. "Who are
you?"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 15, 2008, 10:26pm
"Oh. I'm the guy
thats tried to step on you several times before Autojerk. Ya know, a leg of Menasor." Breakdown grinned evily.
Re:
Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 15, 2008, 10:45pm
"What you mean Wildrider? And you won't be
stepping on anyone now!" Cliffjumoer scoffed
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May
16, 2008, 4:28pm
Oh that was low. "No! I'm Breakdown! And I'll do anything I want, when I want, and how I wa-STOPSTARINGATME!!!"
he screamed at Cliffjumper.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 16, 2008, 8:05pm
"Tell
me one good reason why I shouldn't just step on you right now?" Cliffjumper asked snarkily
Re: Insanity Is
Spelt CrazyPost by ellwynx on May 16, 2008, 8:31pm
"Where did that nutcase of an organic-bot go, by the way...way?"
Shrapnel looks around to see where the crazy bot that was threatening him went. He didn't want to get blasted when he wasn't
looking. "Oh, good, I don't sound like that twerp Wheelie anymore...more," Shrapnel smirks.
Re: Insanity Is
Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 16, 2008, 8:49pm
"Sheeba ate him." Breakdown said dryly.
"But
who knows. In this crazy place, he'll probably be back."
[spoiler]AND HE WILL! DUN DUN DUUUUUN[/spoiler]
Re:
Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 16, 2008, 10:57pm
Hound winks into existence, and not as his
normal self, but as a human.
[spoiler]Not trying to steal your idea, but Hound thinks he's dead and has come back
as a human.[/spoiler]
"Cliffjumper, that you? Am I dead, cause I know i'm me, but not me." Hound asked/said.
"And
who are you? Another Con? I'll slag you right now!" Cliffjumper yelled.
"No, Jumper don't-it's me Hound! Remember when
we first woke up on Earth and you took a pot shot at Megatron and missed?"
"Hound......why are you a human?"
"I
think I died and came back here, as a human. Second life or something. What are those Cons doing? And who's the bear?"
"The
Cons are watching a movie, and I don't know who the bear is."
"The bear is called Sheeba! and I would appreciate you
calling her by her name!" A blackened Blitzwing yelled.
"O Kay. What's his problem Jumper?" Hound asked.
"Not
sure, but I think he's pissed that my frog blasted him."
"Wait, you have a frog?"
"Yep and he can sing too."
Cliffjumper said with a sigh.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 17, 2008, 10:32am
Sheeba
expelled and Inferno's parts clattered to the ground.
"Ewww, ant paste." remarked Breakdown.
Sheeba shrugged
embarassedly.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by ellwynx on May 17, 2008, 8:22pm
A hole appears
in midair. Pitch black, absorbing all light. The hole grows and out pops Blaster. Fitted with a tophat and holding a cane,
Blaster looks around confused.
"Ummm... Does anyone know why I'd be wearing this getup?"
Re: Insanity
Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 17, 2008, 10:13pm
"......Tea party with your lil cassettes?" replied
Breakdown.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 18, 2008, 12:13am
"Or you could
be singing in the rain?" Hound said.
And then the frog leapt into action again.
"Singin' in the rain, just singin'
in the rain. Waht a glorious feeling, i'm happy again...." the Frog kept belting out the notes.
Re: Insanity
Is Spelt CrazyPost by ellwynx on May 18, 2008, 1:58pm
At the sight of the frog dancing and singing Blaster's
limbs take action as if they have a mind of their own. He immediately joins in perfect step with the diminutive amphibian.
"What
in the name of Primus?" Blaster exclaims as his speakers start blaring out the music to go along with the frog's vocals.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 18, 2008, 6:31pm
Breakdown facepalmed. "Sometimes
I wish I were dead. I'd rather have Unicron here then listen to you slaggin' glitches..."
The sky began to darken and
the clouds caught fire and swirled into a stratospheric tornado, miles above the surface. Fiery wind convulsed and wavered
and space itself cowered, as the monster that is Unicron, the Chaos Bringer, exploded into being over the strange planet.
"NOBODY SUMMONS.....UNICRON!"
his voice
boomed throughout the strange dimension as his planet mode hovered menacingly in the sky.
"WHO PRESUMES TO ORDER THE CHAOS BRINGER?!"
"Oh.....S**T!!!"
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 19, 2008, 10:54am
"Aw slag, I don't want to get
eaten again!" Cliffjumper exclaimed.
"Um, who's that thing?" Hound asked.
Blitzing's armor suddenly reappeared
and his thrusters sent him towards Unicron. And when he reached him, Unicron turned him into GalvaWing!
"What the
slag? Why is there and autobot symbol on me now?" GalvaWing asked
[spoiler]Now, is this ChiniCron? or normal Unicron?
And don't worry, GalvaWing will go away whenever Unicron does.[/spoiler]
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost
by Breaker 4.1 on May 19, 2008, 4:23pm
[spoiler]Hes in G1 TFTM mode. And what the slag is Galvawing?[/spoiler]
"Screw
this! I'm outta here!" Breakdown tried to transorm....but couldn't! "Oh yeah, I'm a meatbag!" he yelled in despair.
Re:
Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 19, 2008, 4:33pm
[spoiler]First off, let me thank you guys
for making Insanity a fun thread. It really is insane at least.
Now on to business.
Unicron is justifiable by
the sheer amount of ludicrous things happening in this thread. Even if another thread is non-canon, doesnt mean he should
or even could make an appearance. Please keep in mind, that control of Unicron is HEAVILY UNDER THE SURVELLIENCE OF STAFF
AND HIS USAGE IS ONLY BY ADMIN APPROVAL. You can expect an official "Unicron rule" soon, detailing how he may be used and
under what circumstances.
Thanx for reading and this thread will close soon with another in it's stead. Thanx and have
a good day - Breaker[/spoiler]
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 20, 2008, 5:10pm
Suddenly
Hound turned back into a Bot again, and the Frog turned into a human; Jim Carrey actually.
But Cliffjumper and Hound
disappeared, and then Blitzwing stepped on Jim Carrey.
"Sorry, I can't stand him." Blitz said and then popped out too.
Re: Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 21, 2008, 9:11am
Breakdown shrugged. "He
was funny when I seen him, but whatever." he thought for a moment. "Think you can use your new found power to get us The Pit
outta here!?" he yelled. Still worried about the giant planet eater hovering ominously in the sky.
Re: Insanity
Is Spelt CrazyPost by jazzbot on May 21, 2008, 2:22pm
Blitzwing popped back in to the crazy place, and grabbed
Breakdown, Sheeba, Blaster, and Shrapnel.
"Let's blow this pop stand. Sheeba, please try not to get anything anywhere,
kay? And i'm not happy about grabbing you Autobot but I can't leave you to die by that slagger's ginormous hands."
Re:
Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on May 21, 2008, 2:56pm
In a split second, Breakdown was a robot
again! "Dear Primus, I thought I'd never be so happy to have metal ski again!"
Then GalvaWing snatched him up.
Re:
Insanity Is Spelt CrazyPost by Breaker 4.1 on Jun 2, 2008, 7:00pm
As they flew away, Breakdown turned to find
Unicron was chasing them! "Speed up Blitzwing or Galvatron or whatever your name is!"
He fired a shot back at Unicron
who exploded into confetti. Children's laughter was audible, they yelled "Hooray!" in unison.
".....nevermind."
Then
the universe exploded into confetti with children yelling "Hooray!" in unison.
Trailed by but a few last words from
Breakdown, ".....I hate my life."
