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The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Mar 1, 2008, 4:06am

Apache came in early, set up his auto-service drones for their basic functions. He then activated his 39 Auto-guns, setting them to detect various moments of violence and weapon charges.

He finished doing his basic cleaning before he finally poured himself some hard-charged spiced oil and unlocked The Watering Hole's doors.

The Hole's interior was many constructed of an amalgam of wooden structures mixed with typical streamlined Cybertronian fixtures. A few trophy heads hung over the bar, along with an abdomin of Waspinator, stinger still intact. Apache prided himself on that particular trophy.

He sipped his hard spiced oil and crossed his legs as he waited for whoever might enter today.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by ender on Mar 1, 2008, 4:12am

Rattrap was on duty... this was not a problem for him.

He entered the Watering Hole with a feeling of relief. This place felt more like Cybertron then anywhere on this mud ball they were sworn to defend.

"Hit me up wit da usual 'Patch" He said as he reached the bar. "But make it a double... I'm on patrol."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Mar 1, 2008, 4:18am

Apache stretched a moment, as Rattrap entered. "You know the drill. Hand the weapons over to the collection drone first.", Apache stated as he grabbed up Rattrap's favorite oil.

"All of them this time."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by ender on Mar 1, 2008, 4:21am

"How many times I gotta tell you," Rattrap moaned as he pulled out his many guns and explosives... "That that was an accident?"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Mar 1, 2008, 4:25am

"You keep tellin' and I'll keep yellin', ya damn rodent."

Apache poured a double shot of the good stuff for his garbaged-breath patron, as the drone took Rattrap's weapons.

"Anything good going on out there today?"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by ender on Mar 1, 2008, 4:32am

"Cheetor and I spent the morning haulin' tail over to what the sensors thought was a Stasis Pod on it's way down... turned out to be Waspinator crashed into a clifface...." Rattrap sipped his drink. "I tell ya, Patch... We're all gonna die." He swigged his drink.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Mar 1, 2008, 4:46am

"Did ya get yourself another piece of the wasp? I'm thinking I need another one or two.", Apache sipped his own drink as he chatted with the rat.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by ender on Mar 1, 2008, 10:30am

Rattrap looked at Apache with faux disappointment "Awww, 'Patch..." He said, "Would I forget about'cha?" Rattrap placed Waspinator's left Pinky on the bar.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 1, 2008, 2:10pm

Tarantulus walked into the Watering Hole suspiciously. He chattered amongst himself as he entered. He spied the weapons collection drone. He giggled to himself and placed his gun as well as several other things that could be considered weapons. He then disengaged the machine guns within his legs.

He walked up to the bar and sat beside Rattrap. "Its a good day isn't it rodent?" He looked up at Apache, "Give me the usual concoction of "poisions"." he said darkly. By poisons he of course meant the ingrediants but that didn't stop him from finding a way to make his every sentence that much more ominous.

He pulled a small laptop from his personal effects and opened it. It hummed with the start-up. Tarantulus spied one of Waspinator's pinkies and giggled uncontrolably. "So the insect met his destruction...again I see." His spider legs shuddered with delight.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by ender on Mar 1, 2008, 2:24pm

Rattrap pushed his empty glass to the back of the bar. "Here patc, if Creepy crawly's gonna be my company, I'm gonna need another one o'these."

"I didn't even take this one off'im. We found him in a crater." Rattrap smirked, "Problems at home?"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 1, 2008, 4:51pm

"Teeheehee, what makes you think I spend my time at their base? You Maximals know well of my...inhibitions." If Tarantulus could smile he would, but his spidery mouth simply flapped side to side as he talked. The laptop finished it's start-up and Tarantulus began clacking at keys madeningly.

"Say my dear mouse, would you care to see the plans that will lead to yours and the Maximals doom? Heehuhuhuha." Again, if he could smile he would. And he would've done so evily to boot.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by ender on Mar 2, 2008, 1:21am

"Naw, leggy, that's ok." Said Rattrap, grinning. " Buzzbot's flying circus gave me all the laughs I need t'day."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by havoks on Mar 2, 2008, 8:33pm

Dinobot walked in and quickly disabled all weapons and handed what he had to the drone. Noticing Tarantulus and Rattrap he moved to the other side of the bar. 

"I'll have regular energon Apache."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Mar 2, 2008, 11:11pm

Apache chuckled at Rattrap as he saw the pinky. He then eyes Tarantulas carefully, scanning the spider-bot for any addition hidden weapons that could cause problems later on. He watched the two talk as he mixed up Tarantulas' drink and pour Rattrap a second shot.

Then Dinobot entered as Apache handed the spider his drink of choice. Apache respected the raptor. "Yep.", was all Apache said to Dinobot, as he turned and poured some energon from a large keg behind him.

He turned and offered the drink to Dinobot. "Here ya go soldier." Apache put the drink on a service drone. The drone hovered over to Dinobot.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by havoks on Mar 3, 2008, 2:04am

"Thankyou Apache."

Dinobot took the drink from the drone and attempted to ignore whatever nonsense Rattrap and Tarantulus were talking about.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Mar 3, 2008, 2:39am

Apache cleaned up the small cup he was drinking out of earlier as he increased the power of his audio receptors, just in case some whispers began floating around. Of course all his visual and audio recorders around the Hole would pick up on everything anyways. However, it was always good to know what was being said when it was being said.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 3, 2008, 9:35pm

"Teeheehee, you know you want to rat. It involves not just your downfall, but the downfall of a particular lizard we both despise, heehee."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Mar 3, 2008, 11:26pm

Apache's brow raised at Tarantulas' words. He was interested, but didn't say anything one way or another. He finished cleaning his glass and then took the pinky from the counter.

"Thanks Rat."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by ender on Mar 3, 2008, 11:52pm

"Figured you could use it as a Swizzle stick, Patch." Rattrap said to the bartender.

To Taratulus he replied. "What you gonna do, Creepy. Give'im a Bath?"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 4, 2008, 3:17pm

Tarantulus chuckled at Rattrap's joke. He did enjoy a cruel joke now and again. "See for yourself rodent." He pressed a few keys on his laptop and then spun it so that Rattrap could see.

An image of a space ship was present.

"Watch the simulation teehee." Tarantulus giggled. He clicked another button.

The ship began moving back and forth, blasting enemies as they came down. Some looked like him, Cheetor and Primal. Others looked like Megatron, Black Arachnia and weird green creatures.

"Is it not ingenious?"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by ender on Mar 4, 2008, 3:23pm

"Riiiiiiigt..." Rattrap leaned over to Appache. "What in the name'a gouda did you serve him?"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Mar 4, 2008, 6:44pm

Apache chuckled, then leaned in and whispered to Rattrap, "Stagnant oil and waste sludge."

Apache busted out laughing immediately following his own words. He slapped the counter as he laughed, looking at Rattrap.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 4, 2008, 10:07pm

Tarantulus was now far too busy being caught up in his game to pay attention to Apache and Rattrap. He chuckled with evil delight as he blasted Megatron's face into little pixel-bits. "Take that, yessss." he joked at his own leader's expense.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 4, 2008, 10:08pm

[spoiler]It was Space Invaders Beast Wars style for anyone who may not have gotten it[/spoiler]
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Mar 6, 2008, 12:40pm

Apache turned and gave his service drone a second drink for Dinobot. "Take this to the raptor.", he said.

Apache nodded at Dinobot before he placed Waspinator's pinky at the top of the main energon keg. "Gotta mount that somewhere later.", he said to himself.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 11, 2008, 11:49am

Tarantulus couldn't help but notice the traitor that walked in. "In for a drink until you switch sides again?" he chuckled manically. 

Tarantulus was no better, and he never claimed to be. Didn't mean he didn't like to tease the opposition.

Furthermore, it seemed as though if Tarantulus didn't chuckle after every other sentence, then he would die or something. Must be a glitch, teehee.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Mar 19, 2008, 7:42pm

Apache eyed everyone, making sure the hostilities were remaining the low-key balances that he wanted. He carefully looked over at Dinobot and then to Tarantulas.

"Any more drinks needed around?", he said to everyone.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by romana on Mar 27, 2008, 12:56pm

Tigatron paced distractedly in the bushes just outside the Hole. "I should never have let Cheetor talk me into this," he intoned as he stumbled awkwardly in the undergrowth. "What use do I have for drinks and small talk with Predacons?" His tail flicked with subconscious agitation as he treaded the same few steps back and forth.

"Perhaps Little Cat was playing a joke . . . if he does not arrive soon, I shall happily return to my usual activities."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by ender on Mar 29, 2008, 12:42am

"'Scuse me, Bugly. Time to lubricate the bushes."

Rattrap headed out side, looked around. As he moved to open his liquid exaust valve he noticed a pair of eyes, in the bushes.

"For bootin' up cold, Stripes!" He said flipping his exaust manifold shut in embarrassment. "Why can't ya pull up a stool, like everybody else?"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by thrust on Mar 29, 2008, 12:53am

"ooh, a place where waspinator not blow up hmmmmm?" he asked himself surveying the wattering hole
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 29, 2008, 9:50pm

Tarantulus heard the Rat speaking lo9udly outside about something. Then he saw Waspinator approach. "Indeed, it is unlikely for anyone to blow up here bug. But for you, the odds are quite in favor of your sudden destruction, mwahahaha."

Tarantulus couldn't help but be mean to poor Waspinator. Why Universe hate Waspinator? Now thats a mystery worth solving.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by romana on Mar 30, 2008, 3:42pm

"Auuugh!" Tigatron leapt aside, stumbled, and rolled out of the bushes gracelessly. Deftly recovering, he sprang to his feet, optics sparkling with surprise.

"My apologies, friend. And of course you are right; at this point it would be far more sensible to simply pull up a barstool and join the crowd. I hope you will rejoin me inside, once you have completed your, erm, business."

With that, Tigatron strode confidently into the Hole, found a seat, and stretched luxuriously while requesting a drink. It had occurred to him during the course of the past ten minutes that sitting in the bar could not possibly be more awkward than getting the business end of Rattrap's exhaust valve in the bushes outside. And furthermore, if there was any chance Waspinator might meet with his untimely destruction once again, he was in no mood to miss it.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 31, 2008, 10:57pm

"I see one of the cats drug itself in." Tarantulus chuckled with a wicked smirk hidden behind his split mandibles.

"What brings the feline to this neck of the woods." he said slyly. Tarantulus then died in his game. "Grrr."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Apr 4, 2008, 3:51am

Apache fixed Tigatron a drink and gave it to a service drone to take to the tiger. "Don't see much of you around here, Tigatron. Glad to have ya none-the-less.", Apache spoke up.

Apache turned and began inputting various data into a large pad behind him before turning to wave Waspinator to come in and sit down.

Apache hit his speaker PA system pad, "Waspinator. Come in, have a drink. Even get one on the house.", blared Apache's gravely voice over the few speakers inside and outside the Hole.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by thrust on Apr 5, 2008, 4:23pm

"ooooh, free energon, waspinator love energon" he transformed and made his way inside, he then saw rattrap and tigatron"oh no, maximals, they will blow up waspinator, spider-bot, hide waspinator" he then dove under one of the many stools
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 5, 2008, 6:35pm

Tarantulus rolled his many eyes, "You have as much to fear of them as you do of me! Besides, they won't blow you up here insect, as entertaining as it may be. teeheehee."

Tarantulus booted up another game. This time it was a puzzle game where you piece digital Waspinator back together. "Oh, and another thing Waspinator. Maybe you should consider that you'll just explode for no reason, now stop cowering and have a drink." he hissed.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by thrust on Apr 5, 2008, 7:53pm

Waspinator got out from under his stool hiding place and took a seat, FAR away from rattrap and tigatron, "one energon please"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Apr 8, 2008, 2:29am

Apache sent a service drone to Waspinator, carrying a freshly-poured regular energon. The drone clicked and whirred to Waspinator as it handed him the drink.

Apache nodded to Waspinator, "Just don't get too much crazier, bug-boy."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Apr 8, 2008, 2:30am

Apache turned to face Rattrap, "You need anything else Rat?"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 15, 2008, 1:57pm

Inferno burst through the doors, suddenly and without reason. "Tarantulus! The Queen commands your presence at once!"

"Tell Megatron I'm busy you simple-minded drone!"

"As are we all drones, so must you heed the call for The Colony!" Inferno lifted from the air and barreled further into the bar. He snatched up Tarantulus, twisted around and then blasted out of the bar.

"FOR THE COLONNNNNNYYYYY!!!" could be heard in the distance.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 18, 2008, 2:17am

Terrosaur flew towards the Watering Hole.
"TERROSAUR TERRORIZE!" 
Terrosaur walked in and saw that Tarrantulas was not there. He was supposed to be here.......Where is that treacherous spider?
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 18, 2008, 2:34pm

A few explosions could be heard in the distance and finally, Tarantulus re-entered the bar. Carrying his laptop in one claw and something else in his other. He took a seat near Terrorsaur.

"Ah I see you have arrived since last I departed saurian." he chittered. He sat his laptop onto the bar.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 18, 2008, 2:38pm

Terrosaur saw Tarantulas come back into the bar. As always he had his laptop, but something was in his other hand, and he was gripping it tightly. 

"Where were you? You were supposed to be here sooner? And what's that in your other hand? Terrosaur immediately launched into Tarrantulas....it wasn't wise, but then Terrosaur isn't exactly wise.

[spoiler]What has it got in it's pockets?[/spoiler]
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 18, 2008, 2:41pm

"I was here lizard breath. But Inferno felt the need to remove me from my relaxation. But don't worry, he'll learn next time not to interfere."

Tarantulus then placed the other object on the table. It was Inferno's head! "Won't you Inferno?"

"FOOL! AS SOON AS THE ROYALTY LEARNS OF YOUR TREACHERY YOU WILL BURN! BUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 18, 2008, 2:46pm

"The Royalty will do nothing you overzealous moron." Terrosaur said to Inferno's deteached head. 

"Nicely done, Tarantulas. Now we can get down to business. I think it's time for that tyrant with little brains be overthrown. What do you think? Want to help? You'll have a place at my side." Terrosaur spoke to the point because this is a nneutral bar. And he really didn't think it would matter if anyone overheard. 


Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 18, 2008, 2:50pm

"Teeheehee, what makes you think you can defeat Megatron?" he hissed. "Did you find some super powered energon in another mountain again? Besides, what makes you think that I am trustworthy scalewing?" his claws scratched each other in anticipation and his spider legs shuttered slightly. From excitement or contempt no one could sure.

"TREACHERY! DECEIPT! MY QUENN WILL BE THE UNDOING OF YOU BOTH!"

"Silence bug!" Tarantulus backhanded the bodiless head of Inferno and it flew across the bar landing near Waspinator.

"Waspinator, you must take me to The Colony at once!"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 18, 2008, 3:48pm

"Waspinator, if you fly that thing back to base I will slag you the next time I see you. I will make you explode." Terrosaur threatened.

"I can beat Megatron.....I just need the right opportunity. I need a distraction, you Spider are that distraction. I'm sure you could keep him off balance. And I know you aren't trustowrthy, but it's a risk i'm willing to take for greater glory!" Terrosaur's optics pulsed a dark Crimson color.
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Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 18, 2008, 6:51pm

Tarantulus thought for a moment, "Hmmm, very well. What kind of distraction did you have in mind Terrorsaur?" he said with skittering interest.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 18, 2008, 11:49pm

"We all know that Megatron has a deep hatred of Primal.....convince Megatron that Primal has found another protoform. And that the protoform has immense power, and that with it Primal can destroy Megatron. And that Primal plans on returning to Cybertron as the bot who ended the Beast Wars...."
Terrosaur grinned maliciously. Hoping that this plan will work.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 19, 2008, 1:26am

Tarantulus rubbed his split maw. "This seems familiar..."

[spoiler]LOL, Ive got a thread just like this, its called Down Came The Rain where Tarantulus is luring Megs and the Maximals into a trap using phoney stasis pod signal lol[/spoiler]
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 21, 2008, 1:32am

"How dare you say that my idea is familiar? I just came up with it!" Terrosaur yelled indignantly at Tarantualaus. 

[spoiler]Lesse how this ends up.[/spoiler]
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Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 21, 2008, 1:59am

"Nothing, its nothing." Tarantulus shook off his thoughts about his previously failed attempt. "And don't sound so offended Terrorsaur. You do require my assistance, do you not?"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Apr 22, 2008, 1:43am

Apache stared at the Predacons for a moment.

"You want drinks or...just gonna loaf here? Cause profit is profit and I don't have time to clean up after you if you ain't gonna drink something.", Apache said as he folded his arms over his chest.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 22, 2008, 1:58am

Terrosaur turned to Apache. 
"Yes. Drinks would be good." 

"You are quite correct spider, my outburst may have been uncalled for earlier." Terrosaur semi apologised to Tarantulus.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Apr 22, 2008, 2:23am

Apache eyed Terrorsaur.

"Payment upfront 'Dactyl.", he said to Terrorsaur in a coarse, cold voice.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 22, 2008, 11:39am

"Make that two." Tarantulus interupted. "I assume this is on you lizard, tehhehehe."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 22, 2008, 12:28pm

"Yes, yes. Here you go Apache." Terrosaur absentmindedly put some credits on the table. 

"Because of my outburst Spider, This round is on me. But not the next one. Anyway, before we were so rudely interrupted; let's get back to business. DO you have any gadjects you want to try out on Megatron or Primal?" Terrosaur got back into his talk of treachery. When he does this, he loses track of who's around him.

[spoiler]Where did Waspinator go? Did he get away with Inferno's head or did the threat stop him?[/spoiler]
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 22, 2008, 5:28pm

[spoiler]He never posted but this is non-canon so who knows. We don't have to let this play out or even matter if you don't want to. Though, a post where Waspinator is slowly creeping towards the exit with Inferno's head would be hilarious.[/spoiler]

"I have many devices at my disposal, hehe, of which, some I have designed for use against several." Tarantulus's optics flared at Terrorsaur slightly.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on Apr 23, 2008, 1:13am

Apache took the credits with an unemotional face. Apache gave them their drinks and sat behind the bar, took out a datapad booklet, and began reading it.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 23, 2008, 11:11pm

"Most excellent. I look forward to seeing your devices at work. And might I add your claws are immaculate." Terrosaur decided to throw in some flattery-it couldn't hurt.

[spoiler]Yeah, that would be funny! And if you want to keep this and have it be a actual thread idea then i'm game for it if you are. More posts.[/spoiler]
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Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 23, 2008, 11:41pm

Tarantulus was perplexed at that last bit of "flattery." He looked at them, "They are rather clean. Perhaps I haven't been working as hard lately, is that what your implying scale wing!?" In reality, Tarantulus wasn't offended, but he delighted in manipulating Terrorsaur into jumping through hoops.

[spoiler]Okeedokee, ill talk to ya on AIM more sometime and we'll figure out somethin to do. :)[/spoiler]
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 24, 2008, 6:10pm

"Can't you take a compliment-it's not like i'm good at that sort of thing......you'll take it whatever way you want too. And when do we see you working anyway? Your always in that lab....doing what no con knows." Terrosaur responded.

[spoiler]Cooliosis.[/spoiler]
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Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 24, 2008, 9:29pm

"Teehee. I am quite the entrepenour." chuckled Tarantulus. "I suggest we discuss further in private, later." 

Tarantulus looked over his shoulder suspiciously, making sure no one was overhearing. Then he doubletook to find that Inferno was staring intently at him from the bar!

He leaned closer to Terrorsaur so that the glaring Inferno couldn't hear and whispered, "Here are some coordinates." Tarantulus slid a datapad over to Terrorsaur. "You will meet me here, on neutral ground. Let me take care of the rest." he whispered slyly.

"SCHEMING SPIDER-DRONE! YOUR TREACHERY WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!" yelled the enraged head of Inferno.


Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 25, 2008, 2:46pm

Terrosaur took the datapad from Tarantulus, and in a lowered voice "I'll be there spider."

And then Terrosaur noticed that Inferno's decapitated head was still intently watching them. And spewing his royalty bit.
"Will someone shut him up?" Terrosaur asked.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 25, 2008, 7:55pm

"NEVER! THE GLORY OF THE ROYALTY WILL WASH OVER YOU ALL!!!"

Tarantulus facepalmed.
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Post by jazzbot on Apr 26, 2008, 12:43am

"You know, maybe we could just thro Inferno around, what do you think Tarrantulus? I think it would make fore some great entertainment." Terrosaur asked with a malicious grin.


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Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 26, 2008, 12:55am

"Indeed." replied Tarantulus.

''What are you doing!?" screamed Inferno as Tarantulus grasped him in his clutches and proceeded to punt him to Terrorsaur from across the room.

"AAAAHHHH!" he screamed as he flew.
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Post by jazzbot on Apr 26, 2008, 1:22am

Terrosaur caught Inferno's screaming head, and then threw a perfect spiral back to Tarrantulus.

"We should have done this earlier. It's fun for everyone!" Terrosaur responded. "Muwhahaha; Great fun."
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Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 26, 2008, 1:31am

Tarantulus chuckled with horrid delight at Inferno's suffering. He quickly caught Inferno's head and served it back to Terrorsaur like a volleyball.
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Post by jazzbot on Apr 26, 2008, 10:15pm

Terrosaur saw Inferno's head coming back again, and spun around and connected his right foot to Inferno's head sending it back to Tarrantulus. 

"We're having fun Inferno; at your expense of course, but it's still fun." Terrosaur added smirking.
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Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 28, 2008, 8:06pm

Tarantulus caught Inferno's head with one of his spider legs and chucked it back, making sure it bounced off the cieling first. He chuckled intensly.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 28, 2008, 11:26pm

"You know-I think we should set up a hoop. And use Inferno's head as a ball-and do trick shots. What do you think?" Terrosaur asked

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Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 29, 2008, 9:35am

"Yahahaha! Very well Saurian but I must warn you, my skills are unmatched!"

Tarantulus quickly rigged a hoop out of several things lying around and connected it to the far wall. He nabbed Inferno's head, which was now dizzy with pain, and bounce passed it to Terrorsaur.

"Check."
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Post by jazzbot on Apr 29, 2008, 11:59pm

"I think you'll find that my skills are most excellent as well." Terrosaur said as he passed the ball back to Tarrantulus and got into a defensive stance. 
"Ready when you are; let's see you get past me." Terrosaur taunted.
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Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 30, 2008, 1:09am

"Teeheeha, there are many reasons they used to call me the Terror of Cybertron saurian. And although this isn't one of them Im quite sure that it soon will be!"

Tarantulus lunged towards Terrorsaur, dribbling Inferno's screaming head!
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 30, 2008, 1:17am

"Yeah, and i'm the leader of the Predacons." Terrosausr said with noticable sarcasm.

Terrosaur braced for the spider's lunge and put his left arm on Tarantulus's right shoulder, while using his right hand to try and slap Inferno's head out of Taranutulus's possesion.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 30, 2008, 1:20am

"Are you trying to dance with me?" Tarantulus taunted. He spun to the right and back-pedaled. He jumped into the air and let Inferno's head fly!
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 30, 2008, 1:30am

"Wheelimus Prime!" Terrosaur said as Tarantulus took his shot. 

[spoiler]I figure if everyone says Steve Perry to try and make people miss a shot-that I can come up with something to make a bot miss one. Hope you get it.[/spoiler]
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 30, 2008, 8:18pm

Tarantulus rasped in surprise. Terrorsaur's blurt made the ball (Inferno's head) bounce around the rim and then fall without scoring a point. "Interesting tactic lizard breath." he commented.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on Apr 30, 2008, 10:25pm

Terrosaur immidiately snatched the ball and took it back to the free throw line. 

"I've got more where that came from Spider." Terrosaur ducked and spun towards the basket, and leapt in the air getting ready to slam it over Tarrantulus's head. 

Inferno was screaming the whole time.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 1, 2008, 12:07am

Tarantulus tripped as Terrorsaur glided through the air. "Noooo!" he screamed as Terrorsaur made to slam dunk.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on May 1, 2008, 1:23am

As Tarantulus tripped Terrosaur had a open dunk ahead of him. And he slammed it home. Inferno's head clanged to the ground and bounced back up again into Terrosaur's hands.

"Two points! Great defense spider!" Terrosaur mocked mercilessly. 

[spoiler]You score next-and i'm thinking that Inferno can bite Terrosaur to make him lose grip, and then you can score.[/spoiler]
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 3, 2008, 10:30pm

Tarantulus checked Inferno's head back to Terrorsaur and proceeded to gauge Inferno's optics like he were a bowling ball. Inferno screamed and cursed Tarantulus with rage. "This'll show you for allowing him to score." Tarantulus scolded.

He then without warning jumped into the air and let out a massive rainbow shot towards the goal!
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on May 4, 2008, 5:41pm

"You think that Inferno would take orders from you while we are playing with his head? I doubt it Spider, really, what did you expect?...." Terrosaur was so involved in his mini speech that he didn't notice that Tarantulus had taken a shot, and that the shot went in with a 'swish'. 

"Slag. You won't get another shot Spider, time for the A game." Terrosaur stated.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on May 8, 2008, 3:44pm

"ALRIGHT! ENOUGH!!", Apache bellowed, "This is NOT a sports arena! It is my bar!"

Apache's chest missile pods began to hum and adjust, "Now get out! Or I'll blast you out!"
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on May 9, 2008, 12:56am

"Who dares order the mighty Terrosaur around? No one orders me to do anyth------" Terrosaur stopped abrupty as he realised that Apache was ready to blast him and the Spider.

"On second thought, may I suggest a strategic retreat Tarrantulus?" Terrosaur said in a high voice. 

[spoiler]And now, for Hound![/spoiler]
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 9, 2008, 8:19am

[spoiler]Congrats on reaching 150! I klnew ya had it in ya![/spoiler]

"Point taken bird-lizard. As Tarantulus turned to leave, he kicked Inferno's head once more just for sheer hatefulness. As he exited the door he glanced back at Apache, "My revenge shall be terrifying at the least monkey." he muttered under his breath.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on May 9, 2008, 3:51pm

[spoiler]This ol' thread will be shut down tomorrow. New thread will be brought up tomorrow.[/spoiler]



Apache smirked and fired 5 missiles at the spider as they exited.

"Well bots, I looks like I need to close 'er down and rework the armaments here. Time to close it down."

Dinobot nodded and headed for the door.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 9, 2008, 11:02pm

The screams of a certain arachnid could be heard in the background as missiles exploded in the distance.
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on May 10, 2008, 11:53am

As everyone began to leave, Apache tossed Inferno's head outside the bar.

"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here Ant-boy."
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jazzbot on May 11, 2008, 1:53am

[spoiler]Semisonic![/spoiler]
Re: The Watering Hole - Opened and Waiting...
Post by jonhide on May 11, 2008, 1:18pm

Apache shut the main door and hit the automatic defenses for start up as he began sweeping the floor. It was a good day really. He smiled to himself.

Sparks of War do not surrender...they conquer!