VS Binge And Purge

The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Feb 26, 2008, 2:50am

Wheezel welcomes you to his Pub!

Come on in, check your ordnances at the door, and relax for a while.

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by skyswipe on Mar 2, 2008, 6:44am

Inferno walked into the bar and looked around for a moment, he hoped maybe to see someone he recognized. After a few seconds of gazing around at the the seedy tavern's patrons, he was satisfied that there was no one there that he knew.

"Barkeep, hit me up with some old fashion energon," Inferno tossed the sickly bot behind the counter a few credits. Wheezel quickly palmed the money, like he had practiced it a dozen times before. "Here you go, enjoy!"

Inferno hesitantly took the cup; that olive mech gave the young firetruck the creeps. He couldn't place it, but there was something definitely wrong with that guy. Although, from what the red mech's optics registered, Wheezel looked like he would fall over and cease functioning at any moment.

The Autobot finally picked a stool and sat down in front of the bar. Maybe if he were lucky, Firestar or Red Alert would come along at any moment to give him a good laugh. Or if he wereREALLY lucky, maybe both of them would show up...

He quietly sipped his energon and awaited to see what would happen.

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by ender on Mar 2, 2008, 10:36am

Swindle entered the Pub. Followed by Dead End. Dead End stopped in the door way and looked the pub over.

"I can not believe we are forced to patronize this wretched dump." Dead End said.

"Don't look at me, Ender. You're the one who got us kicked out of that other dive..." Swindle replied.

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by havoks on Mar 3, 2008, 1:53am

This was not a good idea, in fact this was a horrible idea. Neutral? Nothing stayed neutral for long... This place is a war zone waiting to happen. Completely insecure, and there were Decepticons here. No this was a downright awful idea, but this is where Inferno said he would be. Red Alert hesitated at the door, but eventually pulled it open and entered the pub. He immediately spotted three Decepticons and it took all his self restraint not to grab his blaster and start firing at them.

He walked up to the bar and quickly ordered his drink. After handing his credits to the less than trustworthy looking bartender her scanned the room finding Inferno not to far away. He took a seat beside him. Red Alert has a disgusted look on his face as he looked around the bar.

"How is it that you can... frequent such a dismal place as this?"

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by ender on Mar 3, 2008, 2:02pm

"I ain't payin yer tab here, Ender." Swindle said, as he sat at the bar. "I'm just sayin' that up front."

Dead End ignored his friend as he reached the bar. He was preoccupied observing Red Alerts skittish looks around the pub.

Dead End whispered to Swindle, who smiled. Then Dead End sat up straight and spoke in a voice to loud for any in the pub to miss, "Well we certainly earned our wages tonight, eh Swindle?"

Swindle spoke in the same loud voice. "You betcha there, Ender. They'll never find that bomb."

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by havoks on Mar 3, 2008, 5:22pm

Red Alert had been in the middle of drinking when he heard Swindle. He nearly choked on his energon, spitting half of it out onto the bar.

"What?!"

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 3, 2008, 9:32pm

Soundwave lay motionless, hidden behind the bar. Well actually under it behind glassware and the like. Inconspicousely in his alternate form, he clicked and the wheels were sat in motion to record anything and everything Swindle and Dead End were talking about. Not to mention everyone within his radius.

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by jonhide on Mar 3, 2008, 11:11pm

Ironhide walked in, heavy-footed. He was tired and annoyed...and thirsty. He walked up to the bar, staring at Wheezel. "How ya doin', ya ol' boltbag?", Ironhide spoke up to Wheezel, a slight smile on his face.

He really liked the "common bot" vibe of this place and he had known about Wheezel. Wheezel was just Wheezel, nothing more or less. Ironhide respected that, despite hating how the bartending mech could flip-flop at the drop of a few credits.

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by skyswipe on Mar 4, 2008, 2:04am

"Always a pleasure to serve one such as you...," Wheezel smiled in his usual conniving way addressing Ironhide. "What can this one get you? Your usual, perhaps? You know the rules.... Credits first of course." Wheezel was always the resident salesbot, and there were not many except maybe Swindle or that one Insecticon, who could match his greedy nature. Still, what set Wheezel aside from those other mechs, was his neutrality, although he was known to walk a thin line between the Bots and Cons beliefs, he never really adhered to either side.

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A smile can over his face when Inferno noticed his friend Red Alert tip toe into the bar. Other than Perceptor or Blurr, Red Alert had to be one of the most eccentric mechs that the firetruck knew. He snickered as he watched his old friend grab a drink from the bar and make his way over to him. He looked as paranoid as ever, scanning the room at the Cons that were also enjoying themselves.

For a moment at least, the Autobot security specialist seemed to visibly relax as he sat down, and asked Inferno how he could come to such a place like this.

"As long as they're not blasting at us, who cares if they're here or not? You need to lighten up buddy," Inferno reached over and patted his friend on the shoulder. Inferno was taking another swig from his drink when he overheard Swindle and Dead End's remarks. He wasn't the least bit surprised by Red Alert's panic attack, as he nearly regurgitated all of his energon on the bar in front of them.

"Ignore'm Red, they're just trying to mess with your cerebral processor," Inferno took another sip of his drink and prayed that Red Alert would actually listen to his advice. The last thing Inferno wanted, was a fight here tonight. "Hey have you seen Firestar lately? She said she was going to meet us here..." Inferno figured that Elita must've had her on some secret mission or something. The femme's tended to do that a lot.

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by ender on Mar 4, 2008, 2:11am

"Yeah, Autobot," Swindle said. "Relax..."

"It won't matter in 10 cycles any way." Said Dead End, then toasted Red Alert.

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by havoks on Mar 4, 2008, 2:16am

"But.. but.. Inferno, what if it isn't a joke. Lives are at risk! Something must be done about it."

Red Alert slammed his drink down with an uncharacteristic amount of force and stood up, intent on leaving to find out if there was any real threat.

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by ender on Mar 4, 2008, 10:41am

"Hey Wheezel, ya think you could get a dispatch radio out?" Swindle Asked."Were expecting interesting news."

"That should hardly be necessary, Swindle." Dead End said.

"You really think we'll be able to hear it here?" Swindle queried.

"Quite frankly I think they'll hear it on the Moons..." Dead End answered and took a swig of his dink.

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 4, 2008, 12:53pm

Soundwave continued to monitor the action being had. He positively identified Dead End, Swindle, Inferno and Red Alert.

Inferno didn't seem to mind the happenings, Red Alert was becoming frantic. Dead End and Swindle maintained their stance on a possible threat to something, but either have yet to reveal enough substantial information as to whatever they've done.

Soundwave wasn't in the business of stopping any of them. But this information could be useful to Lord Megatron, should someone be blamed. Soundwave didn't think Dead End or Swindle were incapable of sabatoge in their own ranks, so long as the credits were there. Such suspicion required investigation.

Re: The Energon Pub
Post by jonhide on Mar 4, 2008, 9:51pm

Ironhide sat down and stretched a bit before putting some credits on the counter. "The usual is fine, Wheez."

Ironhide looked around the pub. "Red, why're you here? Figured this was too high risk for ya." Ironhide then nodded at Inferno.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by bumblebee on Mar 4, 2008, 11:16pm

Firestar arrived at the pub, fashionably late. She liked it like that sometimes. Let them wonder about her for a bit and then make an entrance.

She had promised to herself to leave her daily troubles at the door, and it was more than difficult when she looked in to see Decepticons relaxing inside. Just like some annoying bug sitting there, unaware and oblivious to it's impending doom. But no, she was going to be polite. For tonight.

Taking long, slow strides, the femme casually looked around the place, passing the two Cons. She didn't scowl. She didn't cringe. She didn't glare.

Looking at Swindle and Dead End, Firestar gave them a beaming smile. Just to confuse the slaggers.

She paid for her energon and walked over to Inferno and a paranoid Red Alert.

"Been a while, huh?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Mar 5, 2008, 12:01am

"Hey, Ender..." Swindle whispered. "That Autobot just smiled at me."

Dead End rolled his optics skyward, to a deity he did not care for, to silently plead for strength.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by havoks on Mar 5, 2008, 5:29pm

"Firestar, maybe you will listen to reason."

Red Alert moved to her side, making excited gestures with his hands.

"There is the threat of a possible bombing. We need to evacuate and take all measures to make sure this threat isn't real."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by skyswipe on Mar 6, 2008, 5:04am

"Well helloo there," Inferno's optics seemed to twinkle for a second as he watched Firestar walk up to the bar and sit next to the pair of Bots. Shortly afterwards he noticed that Ironhide had managed to sneak in too around the same time, without the crimson emergency vehicle even noticing his presence.

"Finally some reinforcements! Would you two please help me convince Red Alert that he's just overreacting and that those Cons over there haven't really planted a bomb in this vicinity," Inferno asked his comrades, as he pointed over to where Swindle and Dead End were sitting? Inferno was usually the first mech to take action when the situation called for it, and he sure did love kicking Decepticon skid plates; but he knew that this incident was nothing more than the two rowdy Con's just having a little fun at his friend's expense.

"C'mon Red, just sit down, relax and have another drink. It's on me buddy," Inferno motioned to Wheezel to let him know they needed another round of drinks. "Hey Wheez, two energon shooters for me and Red, plus whatever Ironhide and Firestar would like."

"Of course, anything for well paying customers such as yourselves, especially if you leave a big tip;" the puke green bot grinned happily. After a few seconds he walked over and handed the group their drinks.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by havoks on Mar 6, 2008, 5:30am

"But what if it is a real threat? We are all breaking regulation by not investigating this further!"

Before Red Alert could come up with more a drink was put into his hand.

"But.. but.." He looked to his friends for some support and found none. "Slag."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Mar 6, 2008, 11:22am

"Do you hear something beeping?" Dead End asked. "I hear something beeping..."

"No." Said Swindle.

"Listen carefully.." Dead End said. The two were silent for a moment.

"Oh, yeah..." Swindle said. "Now I hear it. Wonder what it is."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 6, 2008, 12:36pm

Ironhide stepped next to Red Alert.

"Red. Regulations don't apply here. This is Neutral Zone. The Decepticons could attack, but then they'd hav'ta put up with us blitzin' the slag outta them 'round the Buffer Zones as payback. Plus, where else could the likes of those two Empties go to get away from Buckethead?", Ironhide eyed Swindle and Dead End as he spoke.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by bumblebee on Mar 7, 2008, 10:38pm

A comforting hand rested on Red Alert's shoulder.

"Just drink your energon and everything will be ok..." Firestar smiled sympathetically at the wound up 'bot.

She turned to Inferno, smiling as she accepted his offer for another cube. "Despite all the crazyness the Cons have thrown at us, I'm glad to see that you haven't changed Inferno." The femme looked to Ironhide and Red Alert. "Nothing really has changed."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by havoks on Mar 7, 2008, 10:45pm

Red Alert looked to his friends one more time, trying to convince them of the impending danger but found no support. He slowly slumped back down into his chair grumbling about security concerns and lackadaisical behavior of certain 'bots. He grabbed the cube in front of him and took a long drink.

"I never should have come to this... establishment."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Mar 7, 2008, 10:53pm

Dead End and Swindle clinked their glasses. "BOOM." They toasted.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by thrust on Mar 7, 2008, 11:05pm

What a strange coinceidence, for after dead end and swindle made their toast, a giant explosion crumbled one of the pubs walls, "NEXT TIME, OPEN YOU STUPID DOOR" came onslaught's booming voice though th smoke as he stepped into the now 3 walled pub

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Mar 7, 2008, 11:36pm

Swindle and Dead End craned their necks to look at the smoking hole in the wall, then both examined their classes with confusion.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by skyswipe on Mar 8, 2008, 2:03am

"No-no-no," Wheezel scurried behind the bar and quickly pressed a sequence of keys on a small security node, which activated the automatic security guns. He knew he had forgotten something when he'd opened this morning; he hadn't activated the automatic defenses. This would have proven to be a costly mistake, if he hadn't had a backup plan for instances like this. He made an audible snap with his metallic fingers, and 3 very large robo-guards appeared from the back room. The robot bouncers followed Wheezel as he walked over to the newcomer.

"Destruction of property will not be tolerated here, especially if that property happens to be owned by ME!" Wheezel made another snap and the guards proceeded to throw Onslaught out of the bar. There was a loud clang as Onslaught was thrown out into an alley.

"You can come back when you either have the credits to pay for the damage, or if you feel like repairing the wall yourself!" Wheezel yelled out to the Con as he stood near the hole that the big mech had created. He walked back behind the bar again and used the same control panel to summon several repairbots to begin reconstructing the wall.

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"Glad to see some things haven't changed," Inferno snickered as he flirted with the femme. Had he been human, his face would've turned as red as his chassis, as he suddenly remembered that the two Bots weren't alone.

"Sorry guys, forgot where I was," Inferno grinned as he looked back at Ironhide and Red Alert.

Suddenly Inferno's head snapped to the side as he watched Onslaught come tearing through the wall, throwing debris everywhere.

"See that Red? What's not to like about this place? You've got good drinks, good company, and even some entertainment," the red firetruck motioned over to the scene with Onslaught and Wheezel.

[spoiler]In the future, everyone please refrain from causing any damage while in the bar. A broken table or barstool is ok, just as long as it's part of the story and doesn't get out of hand. Tearing down an entire wall is a bit much though, so please don't do anything like that.

Thanks,

-Sky[/spoiler]

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by thrust on Mar 8, 2008, 9:54pm

"You haven't seen the last of me, ill be back!"

and when he noticed wheezel wasn't looking,

he took his blaster out, blew up one of the repair bots, and ran away

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by havoks on Mar 9, 2008, 12:05am

Red Alert gave Inferno an incredulous look.

"You call this entertainment?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 9, 2008, 2:45am

Soundwave acertained that Dead End and Swindle's references to a bomb were not serious and that the excitement courtesy of Onslaught was merely a coincidence. There was nothing interesting to be had here.

He propelled himself from his hiding spot, knocking over a few clean glasses that were under the bar in front of him. His body clattered on the floor. Without pause he transformed and stared out into the crowd. Soundwave needed to reason to explain his sudden appearance, there was nothing to be gained here, and it was neutral ground so it didn't matter if he revealed himself. Let them talk amongst themselves, Soundwave was done.

He walked out from behind the bar without sparing anyone a single glance and out of the establishment.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by havoks on Mar 9, 2008, 2:52am

"Wha... what.. what?"

Red Alert took another long drink, finishing the energon, before signaling Weezel for another one and throwing his credits onto the counter.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by skyswipe on Mar 9, 2008, 5:34am

Wheezel turned around to see a smoldering pile on the floor which used to be one of the repairbots; "And you can add that to your tab too!!!" He tried to run after Onslaught to yell at him some more, but by the time he made his way to the hole he was long gone. The small bartenderbot spun around at the sound of broken glass and metallic clangs; to see Soundwave suddenly appear and then walk off towards the exit.

Wheezel walked over to refill Red Alert's drink, "I'm about this close to banning all Decepticons from entering my bar forever!" Wheezel muttered to the group of Autobots that sat at the table. Once all of their drinks were topped off, he went back to the bar to start cleaning up this newest mess.

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"Um....... yes," Inferno grinned as the pair watched Wheezel scramble around trying to contain all of the disasters. This was indeed good entertainment, he thought as he took another drink from his cube. There was no telling what might happen next; at this rate maybe even Unicron himself could appear on this very planet.

"Yeah, there's never a dull moment here," Inferno sighed. He looked around the bar at his friends, "......So...... Anyone have anything interesting to tell? Hey Ironhide, you've been around; Do you have any good war stories for us?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Mar 9, 2008, 9:50am

"Figures." Swindle said. "If ya can't find Soundwave... check under the tables at the local Pub."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 9, 2008, 5:41pm

Breakdown sped thru the broken down wall and transformed. He looked around confused as to why the wall was some-what annihilated. Oh well, probably not best to think about it too hard. He strode in ready to throw down mighty aka drink till he busted a fuel line. Which knowing him he probably would.

He took note of the Autobots dwelling together, especially the femme, and then saw Dead End and Swindle. He casually walked up to them, "Whats up?" he asked while at the same time tapping his hand on the bar, wanting something to drink.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by neko on Mar 9, 2008, 9:03pm

Yelling and cursing? Check.

High enough tension to cut it with a magnisium blade? Check.

The horrible stench over energized Mechs? *sniff* Double check.

Yep, he was in the right place alright. Not many Mechs found the atmosphere of the joint to be one of boundless happiness, but he did....relitivly speaking. This was his kind of place, this was his turf. Smokescreen operated best when the odds were in his favor. And the odds were always in his favor around here.

He strode through the threshold of the bar as if he owned it. Mechs turned to glance or glare (mostly glare) at him as he ambled on by, his bright blue armor adding an annoying cheeriness to the otherwise gloomy room. The tension seemed to be drawn so tight that anyone might accidently trip over it and cause a brawl. He had to restrain himself from smirking. He certainly didn't want to be the one who tripped it. Not yet anyway, not until he got his high-grade. Definatly not until he got his high-grade.

He swiftly took out a few credits from his sub-space before tossing them onto the counter.

"The usual, wheez," Smokescreen said nonchalantly before something seem to dawn on him and he reached back into sub-space. He took out a few more credits and slapped them down, "And this is for that...scuffle last Orn."

Smokescreen glanced over to his left to the wall. "I see you got that dent hammered out."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 9, 2008, 11:41pm

Ironhide was about to speak when he saw Smokescreen enter. 'Hmm, let's see what he does.", Ironhide whispered to himself. Ironhide looked back to Inferno.

"Well...I ain't exactly Kup, but what do ya want to hear?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by skyswipe on Mar 9, 2008, 11:47pm

Wheezel watched carefully as Breakdown walked into the pub and sat down with his friends.

Great..... More Cons! Despite his irritation with them right now, they were still paying customers, so he wasn't going to turn them away. As long as they obeyed the rules that is; but then again Cons never were any good at following rules to begin with so that was liable to change. He was about ready to walk over and take Breakdown's order when Smokescreen walked in and made his way over to the counter.

Wheezel couldn't even get it out of his vocal processor before the Bot gave him the credits he owed him for an earlier incident.

"Good, Onslaught could learn a lesson from you about paying his debts," he muttered as he took Smokescreen's credits and gave him his high grade energon. Wheezel finally made his way over to the group of Decepticons and addressed the newcomer, "I'm going to tell you the same thing that I told your friends. You pay before you get your drinks; and if you cause any problems I'll have you thrown out on your aft!"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 10, 2008, 1:40am

Why is it that no bot ever seems to care about security measures? Red Alert couldn't understand it. They are all in a war-and any news you hear on a attack or on any Decepticon activity would be a enormous help to the Autobot cause.
But then nobody else seemed to worry about it.
"I wish all of you would be more interested in security. And Ironhide i'm suprised that you aren't more concerned."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by havoks on Mar 10, 2008, 3:09am

As Ratchet neared the bar he couldn't believe his optics. One of the walls was destroyed. He walked into the bar, ignoring the few Decepticons gathered closer to the entrance. He took a seat next to Firestar. He nodded his head towards the wall being rebuilt.

"Some kind of brawl happen?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 10, 2008, 5:13pm

"Red, don't get all righteous with me! There will always be bombs. An' you can't stop somethin' you ain't even close enough to detect. Plus you're dealin' with the likes a'Swindle an' Dead End. Do they really worry ya that much sittin' in a neutral bar, like two rust mites in a junkyard?", Ironhide retorted to Red Alert.

He then motioned for Wheelzel to get him another drink as he walked over to Ratchet.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by neko on Mar 10, 2008, 7:35pm

Smokescreen glanced idly over the rim of his Energon cube as he slowly sipped at the liquid, scouring the bar for familiar faces...scratch that: familiar faces who wouldn't blow a smelter shell up his tailpipe.

He immidiatly recognized some of his fellow Autobots off to one side, most noticably Red Alert who already looked like he was on the verge of another metldown.

Let's have some fun... He thought with a Puck-ish smirk as he ambled over to the Security Officer's table.

"So Red," He said, standing over the Mech, "Any suspiscious activity these last few cyles I should know about?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by bumblebee on Mar 10, 2008, 8:53pm

The red femme turned towards the medic. "Yeah, some Con decided to do a little remodeling on his way in." she waved her hand dismissively at the missing wall, grinning. "Got his aft thrown out."

"Of course I care about security measures Red Alert. When I slugging it out with Cons, when I'm on duty." she leaned back in her chair. "But we're in nuetral territory Red. And we aren't on duty. And this energon is really good..." She stared down at the cube and finished it off.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 11, 2008, 2:22am

Red Alert looked apologetic as he said "It still never hurts to be vigilant, even when we are off duty. But, seeing as how that threat was fake we can relax a little, but not too much. No offense meant Ironhide."
"I didn't mean to say that specifically you or Firestar don't care about security."
Even as he said this his proccessors are trying to determine the next threat......maybe Onslaught has something planned....could be worth investigating.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 11, 2008, 11:45am

"Awww c'mon Wheez! I ain't even done nothin' yet and your already acting like I assassinated the Prime!" Breakdown complained. He pulled some credits out of subspace, alot of them and tossed them onto the counter.

"Fine, there ya go. Now would you mind gettin' me, Ender and Swindler some high grade? The highest grade!"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by thrust on Mar 11, 2008, 9:09pm

it was dark, thrust was walking around looking for a place to get a drink when he spotted onslaught talking angrily to himself

"what crawled up your aft?" he asked, "stupid bar owner kicked me out, and just because i blew up his wall, do you see that as a reason to throw someone out?"

"uh...no, but where is this bar, ill teach those guys a lesson" thrust said with a hint of sarcasm "its right there" he pointed to the bar with the makeshift "giant window"

thrust walked through the hole and took a seat

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 11, 2008, 11:02pm

"No big deal Red.", Ironhide said as he stood beside Ratchet.

"So Doc did ya get all those dents worked outta the Aerialbots?", he asked the medic.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by havoks on Mar 12, 2008, 7:35pm

"Fragging had to hold Slingshot down to work on him. Slagger saw the ark-welder and glitched out. There's something wrong with their processors."

Ratchet clenched and unclenched his fists.

"I need a drink."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 12, 2008, 9:55pm

Red Alert got up after finishing the last of the Energon in his cup.
"I am going to go and see if there is any Decepticons lurking around. You can never be too careful....Enkoy your drinks."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Mar 13, 2008, 5:10pm

Starscream "Lurked" into the bar.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 14, 2008, 9:44am

Mirage decided it was time for a drink! He ghosted and entered the bar, noticing Red Alert getting up to leave. He just couldn't help himself...

...Red Alert is so paranoid....

"BOO!" he yelled from his invisible mouth, yet, directly in front of Red Alert.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by hiddenstar on Mar 14, 2008, 1:21pm

Cruising comfortably through the sky above the pub, Skywarp knew there was going to be trouble when he spotten Onslaught prowling around outside.

The small explosion that blew out a large chunk of the wall seconds later only confirmed it.

He giggled to himself when the unfortunate 'Con was tossed out on his aft by Wheezel's guard bots-the owner never stood for trouble of that magnitude in his establishment. Skywarp only regretted that he'd missed out on all the fun.

Or had he...?

Ok, he was TECHNICALLY still on duty, but there was not harm in stopping in for a quick drink, right?

Skywarp pondered what he consided to be the situation in the pub below: plenty of patrons, meaning Wheezel would be occupied serving drinks and trying to clear the tension (not to mention the dust) out of the air. No time at all to check the back storage room where all the special vintage high-grade was kept. Perfect.

Ohh, he'd wanted to try this for ages now.

Skywarp had been a patron of the Pub long enough to become very familiar with its layout, which included poking his nose where it didn't necessarily belong. He pictured the gloomy hallway that led to the storage room behind the bar's back wall as strongly as he could, crossed his fingers (mentally), and disappeared mid-flight with a brief flash of light.

The next thing he knew, he plowed nose cone first into...something... something that splintered loudly and showered him with glass fragments. He flicked his sensors on, bewildered, and saw that he was covered in energon. Lots of high-grade energon.

A few words began filtering through his dazed mental state. The first one was, oddly, school. It was followed shortly by physics and then momentum...

Ooohhh...slag.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 15, 2008, 12:37am

Red Alert jumped at the sudden yell right by him.
"W-who said that? I bet it's a Decepticon trick.....Where's Skywarp at?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by skyswipe on Mar 15, 2008, 3:15am

Inferno continued to watch Wheezel as he ran around like a mad-bot trying to fill all of those drink orders. Things had really picked up in the last couple of minutes as several newcomers had arrived, both Cons and Bots.

"Hiya Ratch," he grinned as the grumpy medic joined the group, which continued to get larger. Even though he wasn't always easy to deal with Inferno liked Ratchet, they had some kind of kinship, must've been the whole brotherhood of medics/healers or in his case emergency search and rescue. For the first time since he'd been there all night, Inferno was finally starting to show visible signs of his excessive energon consumption.

"D..Don't wo-r-ry, it's on meee budd," Inferno waved to Wheezel to bring Ratchet a drink.

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Wheezel was out of breath, the surge of customers all of a sudden had caught him off guard. He had finally managed to give everyone their drinks and was on his way back to the storage room for more supplies when he heard noises coming from within the room. To his horror, when he opened the door to the backroom, he found Skywarp laying in the middle of a bunch of broken boxes with energon leaking all over the floor.

Wheezel couldn't take it anymore with all of these outbursts, they were killing his business. He motioned for the robo-guards again and the next thing the bar's patrons saw was the silhouette of the seeker being tossed out of the back room and onto the center of the barroom floor.

"That's enough! I've had it! One more event like this and I'm throwing you all out for the night!" Wheezel was clearly annoyed, "You won't be served anything until you pay me back for all of those damaged supplies of energon," he muttered to Skywarp who was still trying to get back on his feet.

"Did you hear that fellas? You're friend here just demolished most of my high grade supply of energon... So you can all thank him for the fact that you won't get very many drinks tonight," the sly little trader informed the group of Cons sitting in the corner still.

Wheezel made a note to himself that first thing tomorrow morning he was going to upgrade the security for the storage room. It had an encrypted interface lock which kept most of the usual riffraff out, but that simply wouldn't do for the mechs who could teleport or walk through walls like Skywarp could. He was going to have to install motion sensors or maybe even put a pair of automated defense guns in there too, that would only respond to his commands and let him safely through. He sighed and went back to work again.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 15, 2008, 10:45am

"Son of a bi-" Wheezel had already taken his credits! And now because of Skywarp he wouldn't be getting his high grade. "Oh well...they were Dead End's credits anyhow. Ya know, you should really learn to hide your stashes better." he grinned at Ender.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by bumblebee on Mar 15, 2008, 8:40pm

Firestar turned to look at the seeker responsible for taking out Weasel's stash of high grade. Maybe it was the energon, or maybe it was the fact that hearing all the high grade got trashed and would not be enjoyed by anyone that night, but the femme found herself cupping a hand around her mouth and boo-ed at Skywarp. Well, so much for politeness.

"I think everyone's next cube should go on the seeker's tab." she said, purposely loud enough for everyone to hear.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by havoks on Mar 15, 2008, 9:37pm

Ratchet turned and gave Firestar a grin.

"Not that I'm turning him down on the free drink, but how much has he had?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 16, 2008, 10:05am

Breakdown eyed the femnme for a moment, "I like what she said. Cubes on ole crashy!" he laughed.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by hiddenstar on Mar 17, 2008, 11:34am

Skywarp looked around slowly at the numerous optics that were glaring at him in varying levels of murderous rage and tried not to "meep" pathetically.

"Um-heheh-hi guys!" he said brightly.

The optics narrowed ominously.

Scrap it all...why me...?.......oh yeah....stupid laws of momentum...

"Uhhm-see-we're all friends here-"

"No we're not!" yelled a femme from the bar.

"Er-well, I've only got, like, 70 credits on me right now," Skywarp went on, flustered. "And I don't get paid until next week..."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 17, 2008, 11:42am

Breakdown laughed hardly at the Seeker. He disliked them all and this one's predicament overjoyed him. "Well bust 'em out cuz your paying!"

"No need to worry Red Alert. Its just me." Mirage flashed into existence, standing right in front of the paranoid Bot.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 19, 2008, 12:37am

"Don't do that. It's circuit wracking." Red Alert finally strode out of the Pub feeling far more irritated than he wanted to be.
"I'll show them, i'll catch a Con doing something they aren't supposed too, and then they'll know i'm not as paranoid as they believe me to be, just practical."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Mar 19, 2008, 11:25am

Swindle smirked and snorted a laugh at Dead End when Breakdown mentioned stealing the Stuntion's credits.

"I don't know why you think that's so funny, Chuckles." Dead End said sharply. "They were the credits you asked me to hang on to for you."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 19, 2008, 3:21pm

Ironhide chuckled at Ratchet's comment on Slingshot. "Flyboys think they're such tough stuff 'til you put 'em in front of the ol' bonesaw and laser scalpel.", Ironhide said with a small grin.

Just then Skywarp came flying outta the back and into the open bar room. "Speaking of flyboys...looks like we've got a real winner here.", Ironhide grumbled aloud.

"Why is it tha' we can't seem to have nice things? Oh wait don't answer that. It's cause of all you screw up Seekers. That's why!", Ironhide jabbed at Skywarp, then noticed Starscream sneaking about.

Ironhide nudged Ratchet on the arm, "Scream's here. Actin' kinda odd, well more than usual. Might wanna be on alert, just in case."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 19, 2008, 7:29pm

Chromia entered the establishment with her customary air of authority; not because it was necessary off duty, but because it was fun to be a little dramatic and play with everyone. She took a few steps forward, letting the doors swish shut behind her as she stood with her hands on her hips, surveying the room for familiar faces. Her gaze settled on Ironhide's and she smirked, then walked over to the bar to order a drink. She knew that playing these stupid little games irritated Ironhide(in a good way), but getting him all riled up was half the fun.

She sipped her drink, watching Ironhide out of the corner of her optic, still smirking. She knew it drove him crazy, but yes, he was going to have to come drag her over to his table.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 19, 2008, 7:39pm

Ironhide's gaze was immediately rocked when Chromia entered the bar. He watched her move to the bar, ignoring him. He knew she saw him and knew what she was doing. She loved doing this to him...but it was irritating, fun, but irritating.

Ironhide walked over to her, putting his hand on her shoulder. "We hav'ta play this game again darlin'?", he said to her.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 19, 2008, 7:42pm

Chromia turned around to face him and grinned hugely. "Why yes, Ironhide. We have to. We have to because I like to."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 19, 2008, 7:45pm

Ironhide looked at her with mild annoyance. "Do everythin' you like ta do, right?"

Ironhide grabbed Chromia's arm, spun her around to completely face him, then looked at her for a moment. "One of these days..."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 19, 2008, 7:56pm

Chromia knocked back the rest of her drink and set her glass behind her, sliding it back towards the bartender for a refill.

"One of these days you're just going to what, Ironhide? Keep playing these fun little games?" Her smirk widened evilly.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 19, 2008, 8:01pm

Ironhide's optics narrowed as his grip on her tightened. He leaned in. "Naw babe. You're gonna be the one chasin' after me."

He let her go, motioned for another drink from Wheezel, and walked away towards Ratchet again.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 19, 2008, 8:12pm

Chromia's optics brightened in surprise, but she tried to cover it up. "That's what you think, buster," she said with determination. She leaned back against the bar and stretched lazily, before taking up her second drink and waving at Ratchet with a smile.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 19, 2008, 8:24pm

Ironhide glanced back at her, watching her stretch. "Aw hell."

Ironhide started to turn back around, but kept his focus on getting back to Ratchet. His servos wanted him to turn around and go back to her, but his CPU refused to let him.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 19, 2008, 8:39pm

Chromia chuckled evilly and started working on her second drink, waving and grinning occasionally. Looking around, she noticed several Decepticons around and she kept an optic on them warily.

Ironhide would come back eventually. He always did.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 19, 2008, 8:45pm

Ironhide looked back at her, noticed Chromia's gestures and grins. It vexed him greatly. Suddenly he heard a human song playing around him...

"Eee-vvilll Woman. Eeeee-eee-vviillll Woman."

...Ironhide looked around rapidly, hoping to find the source of the music. But found none. He shook his head for a moment and put his hand to his temple. The music stopped. He looked around again. Maybe he had drunk too much, maybe he hadn't drunk enough...slag it was a helluva day.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 19, 2008, 8:52pm

Chromia saw Ironhide shake his head and laughed with amusement. "Yes, I'm evil, Ironhide." Then she blew him a kiss.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 19, 2008, 8:55pm

Ironhide stood there, stunned for a moment. He then reached for the nearest glass of fuel and gulped it down, not caring where it came from or who's it was.

Ironhide then plopped down beside Ratchet. "This slaggin' grinds my gears."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Mar 19, 2008, 10:35pm

"Autobots are so wierd..." Swindle said, shaking his head.

"Throw back a few more, Swindle." Dead End Replied. "Maybe then they'll make sense."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 20, 2008, 1:06am

Blitzwing walked into the bar, and looked for someone to pick on, and spotted Starscream.
"Hey Screamer.....so, when's your next failed attempt to dethrone Megatron? I'd like to know so I can enjoy it."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by skyswipe on Mar 20, 2008, 1:51am

"I, I've.. onnly had," Inferno had to think about it a minute, "10 drinkshh sso far," he added. He continued to slurr his speech as if a mech with a faulty vocalizer might, all the while the biggest of grins remained on his face. He took one last sip finishing his 11th drink, before passing out face first on the table.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 20, 2008, 12:49pm

Chromia had to be honest; she was darn curious what Ironhide and Ratchet were up to. She had a feeling that she'd accidentally interrupted 'guys' night out.

"Hmmmm..." She thought out loud. Getting up, she decided to really interrupt guys' night out, grabbing a chair from another table and swinging it around next to Ironhide, dropping herself into it with a sickeningly innocent smile.

"Sooooo, how goes it?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 20, 2008, 8:37pm

Breakdown was thoroughly engrossed with drinking at Skywarp's expense that he didn't even notice the various events going on around him. He was nearly smashed when Mirage pulled up a stool beside him on the side Ender and Swindler weren't.

"What's new Starey?" he grinned. He grabbed a drink and took a long refined sip. "Ah, hits the spot."

"Schtarey?" thought Breakdown. Thats right, now his thoughts were slurring. "Hey! Everrryone is the onesss stcharin' at meh!" he corrected Mirage.

"Oh right, your the one who can't hold his oil." Mirage snickered.

"Whaaat!? Why nobody talchs to m-!!!!" Breakdown ported a pistol and tried to raise it as fast as possible, but he overcompensated and fell backwards to the floor. He hit the ground hard cause the gun to misfire. It hit the wall where various trinkets adorned it and caused a series of chain reactions.

The shot hit the wall and a old sword fell to the floor and hit an empty bottle. The bottle shot into the air, spinning wildly and landed at Ironhide and Ratchet's table. It landed square in the middle nicking the small light ficture that resembled a candle holder at it's center (The bottle's rotation came to a slow stop with one end at Ironhide, the other at Chromia). The candle holder thing line-drived right between Dead End and Swindle and smashed into the back wall. The tiny tremor made a full bottle of medium grade energon fall from a shelf and land on a cleaning droid. The bottle shattered and the energon caused the bot to malfunction. It whirred loudly as it drove madly from behind the bar and over Breakdown and into the opposite wall. It smashed into the wall and a crack formed, and grew before finally reaching a large light fixture just over Breakdown. This chandelier-esque light fixture fell with devestating force right on top of Breakdown! Crushing him into the floor!

All the while, Mirage never took his optics from his drink. "Seems the Cons are doing are job for us." he snickered as he took another sip.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 20, 2008, 9:22pm

Ironhide looked over to Chromia, then slid the nearest chair under his aft, scooting it close to her. He threw his arm over her shoulder. "Tryin' to see what all fun the Doc's been inta lately. Apparently too much fun fixin' flyboys an' show owhhff--"

Suddenly all hell broke loose thanks to a chiptard of a Stunticon. Ironhide shifted in his chair, letting Chromia go as he saw the projectile flying at them. He partly pushed her to the side, trying to give her extra room just in case it could possibly still hit her.

He looked at the object now on the table, then immediately looked up to Chromia.

"Darlin', race ya to kickin' in his face first!", Ironhide said to his woman.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 20, 2008, 10:17pm

Snatching the object off the table, Chromia launched it back at the Stunticon. "Was that fast enough?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by havoks on Mar 20, 2008, 10:49pm

Ratchet noticed Ironhide walking towards him then stopping.

"Ironhide, are you going to stand in the middle of the bar or pick a place to sit?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Mar 21, 2008, 1:05am

[spoiler]I am NPCing Wheezel in this post with Skyswipe's permission.[/spoiler]

Starscream glared at Bltizwing in shock.

"You dare imply that I, Starscream, am disloyal!?" He shouted. "No warrior in the Decepticon Empire is more trustworthy than my self! That out dated bucket of substandard parts couldn't detach his own recharging leads with out my help!" He sat down at a table near the bar. "You may buy me a drink to apologize. Barkeep Bring me my usual special extra lethal brew!"

Wheezel nodded. "Warm filterd oil comin up."

"NO!!!" Starscream shouted. His eyes shifted round the bar. "My usual special" He winked, "Concoction, the one only I, Air Commander Starscream dare ingest!"

Wheezel was confused. "...Right. Um. O-okayyyy." He spoke to a service bot, not as quietly as Starscream would have liked. "Make that a Hot oil for the air command-"

"No! Starscream screached now desperate to save face. "I want some thing dangerous blast you!"

Wheezel all ways said, the customer... isn't worth arguing with. He pulled out an Energon Canister. It was clearly not a name brand. He poured a glass and brought it to Starscream.

"That's better weakling." He took a less adventurous sip than his bravado suggested.

"Now that is a good- " His optics popped open, the sound of shorting circuits could be heard, and Starscream fell out of his chair onto the floor stiff as a post.

Dead End looked over the bar at the downed seeker. "Is he dead?"

Wheezel looked at the bottle he'd poured from with some concern. "I-If he's lucky."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 21, 2008, 1:17am

Ironhide was about to comment on Chromia's actions, but before he could he turned to watch Starscream. "This'll be good.", he whispered.

Ironhide busted out laughing at the Seeker as Screamer twitched and fell over. "HAWH! Does it git any better?!", Ironhide cried out mid-laugh.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 21, 2008, 12:31pm

Chromia leaned back and without missing a beat: "It could if he dies."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 21, 2008, 10:22pm

Ironhide's laughter turned to a chuckle, then lightened a bit more as he looked at Chromia. "Heh. Could be true, but at least like this he lightens the mood."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 21, 2008, 10:28pm

The bottle Chromia threw binked off of what little of Breakdown's head was left showing from under the crater he was now in. The Stunticon just layed their, as thought he didn't care whether or not he died.

Mirage let out a long sigh. "Cons..."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 22, 2008, 12:55am

"Wheezle, put this on the 'Loyal' Seeker. I want to see his reaction." Blitzwing turned towards the rest of the bots in the bar and said loudly:
"Next round is on Starscream, he told me he'd pay before he glitched out."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 22, 2008, 3:39am

Ironhide let out a loud "HAW", before he slid up against Chromia.

"Darlin', ya keep tossin' stuff at Stuntijerks like tha', an' ya might just surge me.", Ironhide said in a steady voice to Chromia.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 22, 2008, 7:37pm

Chromia just looked at Ironhide with amusement. "I don't know, buddy. You don't sound anything remotely like surged right now. I might just be losing my touch."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 22, 2008, 10:50pm

Ironhide leaned in closer, "Ya might be." He smiled at her before sliding himself to her side and putting his arm around her side. "But I kinda doubt it."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by bumblebee on Mar 23, 2008, 8:10pm

Firestar watched the commotion with mischeivious glee, sipping quietly from energon the whole time. She turned her attention to Inferno and poked his shoulder.

"Look at you, already over-energized and they're just now handing out the free energon!" she teased in a mock scolding voice.

"Don't know if the Seekers' wallet is big enough to handle all of us but won't that be an interesting day when Megatron sees the bill left for him to pay."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 23, 2008, 8:36pm

Chromia chuckled and looked around. "Hey, Firestar is here. How come I didn't see her before. It sucks being shorter than most of the guys, I'm telling you."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 23, 2008, 8:42pm

Ironhide took a sip of his energon and rubbed Chromia's side with his hand. "Good ol' days some times, ain't it?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 23, 2008, 8:53pm

Chromia snorted. "Heh, the good ol' times means slamming Starscream's head into a cement block over and over again. Do you think he's braindamaged?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 23, 2008, 9:19pm

"Probably," Mirage interjected. He couldnt help but overhear the conversation. He stood from the bar, no longer interested in the decimated Stunticon and walked over to the table of his brethern. ", but knowing Starscream, any kind of damage to him is probably an improvement on his aesthetics!"

Whoa, Mirage was breaking out the big, upper-crust words that had no place in this war-torn world he was now in. He must be getting drunk. He laughed a little too hard at his dry, failed attempt at a joke.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 24, 2008, 10:03am

Chromia looked over at Starscream and nodded. "Yeah, I can't believe he has the nerve to declare himself the handsomest of Decepticons or whatever that bullslag was."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 24, 2008, 10:19pm

Breakdown started to stir, but then a chunk of ceiling fell from it's barely hanging position and cought him right at the top of his cranium. He went back into stasis lock.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 24, 2008, 11:23pm

"Well, just bringing down the house now, aren't we?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by skyswipe on Mar 25, 2008, 3:28am

"Wha- Did you ssay free en, ener, that word?" Inferno nearly leapt up out of his chair at the notion of free drinks, that meant he wasn't having to pay anymore than he already had this night.

"Heeey, Chr, Chroma, Chromia! When did you get here?" He grinned, barely aware of where he was. "Actshully... That's not right... I shee two Chromia's," He pondered out loud obviously seeing double. Inferno had nearly forgot what had woken him back up from his drunken stupor to begin with, until he saw Wheezel walking by.

"Wheez, Weez, over here," Inferno let out a loud high pitched whistle, trying to flag the barmech down.

"Give me two, curteshy of sh-tar-schream," *hic*

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 25, 2008, 7:31pm

Ironhide shook his head at Inferno. "Aren't ya glad yer with me?", he said to Chromia.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 26, 2008, 12:22am

"Wheezle, get me some Energon. Where are the rest of the Cons at? Why are there so many fragging Autoscraps here?"
All Blitzwing could see were two unconsious morons, and Dead End and Swindle. Well, guess I can go see what they are up to.
"Swindle, why are there so many Autobots here?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by hiddenstar on Mar 26, 2008, 11:50am

Skywarp sat in the far corner of the bar, trying to draw as little attention to himself as possible, nursing the miniscule cup of energon he'd managed to sweet-talk (okay, grovel) his way into getting with the credit-and-a-half he had left to his name.

There were waaaaay too many Autobots here for comfort-and ugh, was that Blitzwing? He enjoyed the triple-changer's company about as much as he enjoyed listening to a certain Aerial Commander screech about how he was the rightful leader of the Decepticons. At least that problem was solved, though! Skywarp smothered another chuckle at the memory of Starscream keeling over backwards. That alone had been worth the fiasco that led to his current state of utter-brokeness.

Now, where in the Pit was Thundercracker?

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by romana on Mar 27, 2008, 12:32pm

Despite the late hour, Elita One felt she needed a change of scene after the rough day she'd had, even if it meant sharing a toast (or more likely, a bartender) with the enemy. She wandered over to the bar with an air of exhaustion.

"Hey Wheez, how about a cube?" A few credits clinked on the bar. "Nothing special. Just the usual." As she waited for her drink, Elita One surveyed the scene. "Looks like I came a bit late to a rather eventful party," she murmured to herself.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 27, 2008, 1:14pm

"Hey is that the con who didn't figure out momentum?" Blitzwing said loudly towards Skywarp.
"Gotta figure out your warps or else you'll end up in a sun next time, and I won't care at all."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by thrust on Mar 27, 2008, 4:28pm

"Skywarp doesnt know momentum?" thrust spewed out loudlyas he made his way toward skywarp, he leaned toward skywarp and asked "whats momentum?

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Mar 27, 2008, 5:03pm

Chromia nodded at Ironhide. "Absolutely. We don't see each other nearly enough. How about a little target practice tomorrow. I'm going to go stir crazy if I don't shoot something soon..."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Mar 27, 2008, 8:13pm

Ironhide smiled at Chromia, "I'm there. I'll give ya all tha shootin' ya can take, darlin'!"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Mar 29, 2008, 12:35am

Dead End was officially drunk. He stood up on his bar stool.

"My fellow casualties to be! I would like to propose a toast..." Dead End paused.

"To what?" Swindle asked. This seemed to confuse the drunken Dead End greatly.

"I am open to suggestions from the, proletariat."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by thrust on Mar 29, 2008, 12:41am

"TOAST TO THE BIG GAPING HOLE IN THE WALL!" thrust shouted out

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by sydjie on Mar 29, 2008, 4:01pm

The pub’s door swung open and a red and orange mech with bright yellow flames emblazoned across his chest entered.
As Hot Rod strolled towards the bar, he muttered to himself “Hmmmm... kind of crowdy tonite... and already some very drunk Decepticons! Sounds like fun!” He put some credits on the counter and, with a wicked little smirk on his face, he asked the bartender “Hey, Wheezel!!! Some high grade over here... and good quality this time, right?”

He turned around and leaned nonchalantly against the bar. Then, his optics scrutinized the pub’s assembly, searching for fellow Autobots. Almost at his feet, he saw Breakdown, unconscious, a big chandelier beside him. He lifted an inquisitive eyebrow and a sly grin appeared slowly on his face “Hmmmpffff... why am I not surprise to see that con there?”

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 29, 2008, 9:24pm

Breakdown's subconscience scanners told him that many were enjoying his demise, but the damage to his cranium was too severe for him to do anything about it.

He just laid there like a spent turbo-fox.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 30, 2008, 2:22am

"What's that Auto-Brat doing in here?" Blitzwing asked Wheezle, all the while glowering at Hot Rod.

[spoiler]so you know Hot Rod, not trying to be mean to you right away-but I remember Blitzwing's comment from the movie and figured this would be a good place to use it. Welcome to the boards btw.[/spoiler]

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 30, 2008, 2:11pm

Mirage shot Blitzwing a half drunken glare at his comment. Mirage had taken a liking to Hot Rod since they first met. "Hey! You looking for a fight? You mess with the kid, and you mess with me." he said pounding on his chest proudly.

Mirage was seriously a tad, teeny bit drunk. Just enough to where even he would want to start a bar brawl.

[spoiler]Im not being mean either lol[/spoiler]

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by sydjie on Mar 30, 2008, 5:39pm

Hot Rod walked towards Mirage, a big grin across his face!

"It's okay, Mirage! That big dolt don't impress me, you know! He's nothing but talk! Come on, let me buy you a drink!"

Then he shot an amused glare at the Decepticon "Having fun Blitzie?" he asked jauntily.

[spoiler]No problem with your comment Blitzwing. It was a good one! thank you for welcoming me to the board!!![/spoiler]

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 30, 2008, 10:26pm

"I can scrap you both! A drunk bot and a mech with flames don't scare me."
Blitzwing shot the glare right back at Mirage.

[spoiler]I liked both of your posts, Breaker and Hot Rod. No problem on welcoming you to the boards.
And with my last post, if'n you wanna fight let me know....haha.[/spoiler]

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 30, 2008, 10:35pm

[spoiler]No fighting! lol. Threatening banter is fine tho teehee[/spoiler]

"Why sure!" replied the drunk Mirage, "You can buy me a drink anytime!" He waved at Wheezel to get another round. "And I'll buy you a drink why not?!"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Mar 30, 2008, 11:59pm

"Just put it on Starscream's tab."
Blitzwing couldn't believe how Mirage could misinterpret the threat......Autobots can be so stupid..

[spoiler]Well then let's take it to another board!
Kidding, kidding. [/spoiler]

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by sydjie on Mar 31, 2008, 8:03pm

“You know Blitzwing, standing too close to the flames can be dangerous! And if you’re not aware of this... I’ll make sure you’ll learn that soon enough.” said Hot Rod calmly. “But not tonite! he added with a smile, we all need a break!”

Then he took Mirage by the shoulders and directed him towards a stool. “Come on hotshot! Hot Rod chuckled, I believe it’s not a good time for you to start a brawl, you know... just sit down and enjoy another drink... courtesy of Starscream... why not?”

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Mar 31, 2008, 10:55pm

"Sounds good!" Mirage laughed heartily. "So what brings you here kid?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by hiddenstar on Apr 1, 2008, 9:50am

Skywarp glared back at Thrust.

"Momentum? Wouldn't you like to know!" he sneered. "And that-" he jerked a his thumb at the hole in the wall- "was not my fault!"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by sydjie on Apr 1, 2008, 7:06pm

« Let me tell ya Mirage, after spending three solar cycles with Kup, a mech needs a break! I heard enough words of wisdom, believe me! My CPU couldn’t take anymore of that barrage! I need a little fun!” Hot Rod smiled and took a swig of high-grade!

“And how’re you doing my friend? Must say that it looks like you’re in a pretty good mood?”
A wry little grin appeared on his face while he glanced at Mirage.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Apr 1, 2008, 7:31pm

Ironhide looked over at Hot Rod, "Kup's drivin' ya crazy huh? Heh."

Ironhide then leaned up against Chromia a bit and tighted his grip on her side. He was enjoying being this close to her for once.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 1, 2008, 10:37pm

Mirage let out a drunken laugh, "Being back on Cybertron always uplifts my spark!" he exclaimed. "I only wish there were some turbo-foxes around. Nowadays we got Cons to shoot at instead, haha!"

Mirage let out a heartier laugh and slapped Hot Rod on the back.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Apr 2, 2008, 1:03am

Wheezel's internal chronometer informed him it was time to start clearing out the rabble.

"O-o-oK, Bot's & Cons! Closin time's up soon! Last round!"

[spoiler]I'm gonna be running the pub for Skyswipe for a little while. As it is the end of the month we'll be closing our doors (on Friday April 4th. . Cuz we forgot to warn you.) But have no fear, the Pub Will re-open promptly to portray the next night. Immediately.[/spoiler]

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by sydjie on Apr 2, 2008, 6:28pm

Hot Rod smiled at Ironhide "You know how old timers can be sometimes Ironhide? he chuckled slightly. We, young bots, need a little more action and less chitchat!"

Then he took a swig and almost choked on his energon, courtesy of Mirage's slap! At that moment he heard Wheezel...

"Hmmm... just my luck, closing time..." Hot Rod sighed.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Apr 2, 2008, 11:07pm

Chromia's optics brightened at Hot Rod in amusement. "Old timers eh? How would you like to meet me in one of the training rooms tomorrow and I'll give you all the action you can handle?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Apr 2, 2008, 11:11pm

Ironhide looked at Hot Rod and then to Chromia. He gave Chromia a "wha?" look. Then he shooke his head and smirked. "Fraid he couldn't handle all that action.", Ironhide said with a grin.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Apr 2, 2008, 11:14pm

"Doesn't mean I wouldn't still have fun."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Apr 2, 2008, 11:18pm

"Heh. Ya could.", Ironhide said with a slight smile.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jazzbot on Apr 3, 2008, 12:55am

"Hey, this was getting slagging old anyway....Anyone want to drag his royal highness out? Or should we just leave him there? What do you think Dead End?
Blitzwing didn't really care if Starscream left or not, but it was fun to see what the other cons thought as well. And, sometimes informative.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Apr 3, 2008, 3:40pm

Ironhide gave Chromia a kiss on the cheek and pulled her up as he stood up. "Welp, guessin' we best go. Still want ta go shootin'?", he said to Chromia.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Apr 3, 2008, 3:49pm

Chromia smirked at Ironhide. "When don't I want to go shooting?" Knocking back the rest of her drink, she sat her glass back on the table and stood.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Apr 3, 2008, 5:45pm

Ironhide helded onto Chromia as the two of them walked away towards the exit.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by sydjie on Apr 3, 2008, 6:48pm

Before Ironhide and Chromia left the pub, Hot Rod stood before them. «Hey, Chromia, he exclaimed, didn’t you know that the term old-timer can’t be use to describe the most incredible fembot of Cybertron, you?” He winked at her and smiled.
“Oh and, he added cheerfully, you know I could handle any challenge but Ironhide would never forgive me if I keep you away from him... even for an astrosecond! And, as I don’t wanna end up on cleaning duty forever...I think it would be better to leave you two together! See ya!” He grinned heavily and headed for the door.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Apr 3, 2008, 8:59pm

Chromia smirked. "Hear that baby? I can still get younger men."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Apr 3, 2008, 9:07pm

Ironhide let Chromia go and stomped into Hot Rod's path. "Kid, I don't own her. If she wants to mop the arena and combat range floors with ya, she's gonna do so! Just have the common decency to not flirt with her on our time."

He glared harshly at the much younger Autobot.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by silverrose on Apr 3, 2008, 9:18pm

Chromia frowned. "Ironhide, I'm sure he didn't mean anything by that. He's just outgoing, you know?"

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by jonhide on Apr 4, 2008, 3:35am

Ironhide looked at Chromia, as he walked away from Hot Rod, giving her a quick wink. Ironhide put his arm around Chromia and leaned in to whisper faintly, "I'll keep 'im on his toes."

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Apr 4, 2008, 8:38pm

Wheezel leanded over the bar and pointed at starscream's twitching chassis. "Ss-sombody gonna clean that up?"

Swindle and Dead End looked at each other smirked and hopped up from their barstools. They each put an arm under the Air Commander's arms and headed for the doors.

They sang.

"What do ya' do with a drunken Seeker?
What do ya' do with a drunken Seeker?
What do ya' do with a drunken Seeker?
Early in the Cycle..."

And left.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by bumblebee on Apr 4, 2008, 10:21pm

Firestar finished off the last of her energon and glanced down at the limp form of Inferno.

"Well I guess I just can't leave you here..." She smirked. leaning over to pull him up. "Primus knows what Weasel or his guards might do if you stayed the night. Might end up in little pieces sold in some galactic garage sale." Firestar nodded at the bartender as she helped the over-energized mech to the door. "I wouldn't put it past the little guy, even though he's got the best energon on this side of the galaxy."

With that, the femme hummed a slow tune and walked out with her friend.

Re: The Pub - Binge and Purge
Post by ender on Apr 5, 2008, 12:16am

Wheezel closed the shutters as the last few mechs left.

He pressed a few buttons the shutters sealed and the Enegon Pub closed for another day.