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Under the table (Pub Thread April,
2008)
Post by ender on Apr 2, 2008, 1:09am
Wheezel sighed and pressed the code to activate the Pubs security
net. Then another to open the doors and the holosign that read "Leave the War at the Door".
The Energon pub was open
for business.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by ender on Apr 5, 2008, 4:53pm
"Slow
Night...."
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by thrust on Apr 5, 2008, 5:33pm
The
sound of thrust engines cooling down was heard as he landed at the door of the pub, he transformed and made his way inside,
he looked around and saw he was the only one there
"slow night?" he asked wheezel
Re: Under the table
(Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by ender on Apr 5, 2008, 6:25pm
"The nn-night is young..." Wheezel responded.
Dead
End and Swindle entered the bar. They looked like they got fed through a recycling plant.
"You are not blaming this
on me, Ender." Swindle said.
"Why not?" Ender asked. "It was you're idea!"
"Ender! We don't even know what happened.
How could I... ferget it" The arrived at the bar. "Usual Wheesel."
"AND a question, Swindle. Don't forget we're here
on business. I've had quite enough beatings from Megatron today. Same for me." Dead End took his drink and pointed to Swindle
to indicate to the server bot that the Combaticon would be paying.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread
April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 5, 2008, 6:29pm
Breakdown walked past the entrance of the bar and looked
in. He didn't have enough credits for a drink. He hadn't yet had the chance to steal any from Dead End or Swindle.
He
let out what appeared to be a depressing sigh and kicked the dirt. For once in his strange, phobiac existence he felt like
laying down, rather then be thrown down.
He walked around to the back of Wheezel's joint and found what appeared to
be a ladder. He began to climb...
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by thrust on Apr
5, 2008, 7:39pm
from what seemed like out of nowhere, thrust pulled out a microphone,
he tapped it with his
finger "testing, 1 2 3, hello fembots, and manbots, i will be your entertainment for the evening, i present to you....."
he
put his hand behind his back fiddling around with something, he then pulled his hand away from his back, revealing that his
finger tips had tiny puppets on them,
"A FINGER PUPPET SHOW!"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by sydjie on Apr 5, 2008, 11:28pm
"Interesting... a finger puppet show!" Tracks had just entered the pub when he heard
Thrust's annoncement.
He sat down at the bar and asked Wheezel, with his haughty french accent "Some high-grade would
be very enjoyable, sir! And I hope your refreshments are better than your MC!"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread
April, 2008)
Post by ender on Apr 5, 2008, 11:59pm
"Wheezel, last night my self and the rolling calamity here
left with a certain... baggage.*" Dead End said leaning over the bar.
[spoiler]
Starscream's drunken carcass.[/spoiler]
"You
wouldn't happen to remember what we said we were going to do with it would you?"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread
April, 2008)
Post by bumblebee on Apr 6, 2008, 9:49pm
"Come on kid, don't freeze up now. You said you wanted
to check it out. Here's your chance." a slightly amused voice carried from behind the door.
"Yeah b-b-but...I might
not have enough credits and-"another voice came from outside.
"Then you can borrow from me."
"Will I get in
trouble with Optimus?"
"Only if you run away...now go."
The door suddenly swung open. A startled looking Bumblebee
gazed at the interior, his optics wide. Two hands rested on his shoulders and steered him inside and towards a table and promptly
pushed him into a seat. Firestar grinned down at the mini-bot.
"I figure if you can duke it out with the Autobot forces,
you might as well be able to drink with them."
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by
Breaker 4.1 on Apr 6, 2008, 10:50pm
Mirage entered gracefully, "Another night of merryment on my favorite planet!"
he proclaimed alloud. He eyed the mechs within the bar and saw Tracks. He didn't give him a second look.
No Hot Rod.
"Now where is he?" he thought. "I thought I told him I'd meet him here."
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April,
2008)
Post by thrust on Apr 7, 2008, 5:45pm
Onslaught had not forgotten about what wheezel had done to him last
time he "walked" into his bar, and he was determined to repay the favor, but he would need to go undercover
he
noticed a store sign reading "decepticon fake mustache store, open" "perfect!" he boomed
several cycles later he emmerged
from the store, with a convincing mustache on
"he'll never notice me now, but ill need to make a smooth entrance inside"
he
made his way inside wheezel's bar and sat down in the "front row" of thrust finger puppet theater"
------------------------------------------------------------
"one
shall stand, one shall fall" came thrust's impression of optimus prime
as he moved his finger with the optimus puppet into
a battle pose, then
he procedded to hit his other finger which had a puppet of megatron on it
"no more optimus prime,
grant me mercy"
-----------------------
"slag-headed seekers" was onslaught's response
Re: Under
the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by sydjie on Apr 7, 2008, 8:17pm
Suddenly, a red and orange blur came
hurtling through the door. Hot Rod looked around, visibly searching for someone in particular.
He walked by Tracks and
patted him on the shoulder. “Hi there, Tracks! What’s up?” he asked jauntily.
“Not much, kid!
he answered. Just enjoying a drink!”
“Take it easy, okay? he retorded. Hot Rod never really understood why
some other Autobots didn’t like Tracks... he was not very sociable, that’s all! Hummmm...
Then he saw Firestar
and... Bumblebee??? He couldn’t believe his optics!
“Wow, nicely done Firestar! he grinned. You finally brought
Bumblebee here??? This is a great event!”
Mirage was already there... of course! “Hey, Mirage! Think I’m
a little late, eh? he was a tad embarrassed. Sorry about it but... hummm... ran into Arcee earlier and... kinda lost track
of time...”
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 7, 2008,
10:28pm
Blitzwing walked into the bar and saw Thrust doing his version of entertainment for the night.....
"What
the scrap are you doing Thrust?"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on
Apr 7, 2008, 10:38pm
"No problem Hot Rod. Femmes can have that effect on a young mech like yourself." he let out a
hearty laugh. "C'mon, lets take a seat by Firestar and Bumblebee, give them some company. I'll even buy you a round."
Mirage
led Hot Rod over to Firestar and Bumblebee's table, "Excuse me, care to have some company?" he said politly.
Re:
Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 8, 2008, 11:40pm
Red Alert walekd into the bar,
and seeing Bumblebee decided to see what the little bot was doing.
"What are you up to Bee?"
Re: Under the
table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by thrust on Apr 9, 2008, 3:13pm
"It's callllllled finger puppet theater,
now shut up and take a seat, your ruining the show" he said as he simulated him, ramjet, and dirge getting eaten by unicron
"oh the cybertroniananity"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 9,
2008, 5:27pm
Breakdown came to the top of the building and looked around. A typical rooftop met his gaze. He looked
up at the sky and let out a sigh. He walked over to a comfortable looking spot and laid down, facing up towards space.
The
roofing began to give a little. Breakdown didn't notice.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by sydjie on Apr 9, 2008, 6:55pm
Hot Rod finally noticed Thrust performing his puppets show.
“This Con
always surprises me!” Hot Rod said with amusement. “Hmmm... I wonder how his story will end.” A big grin
appeared on his face.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by thrust on Apr 9, 2008, 8:04pm
"i distinctly remember dying after that, so, that concludes todays finger puppet theater..."
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 9, 2008, 11:10pm
[spoiler]
Did Thrust, Ramjet and Dirge die in the movie? I really dont recall.[/spoiler]
Mirage merely lent an eye to Thrust
upon hearing Hot Rod's comment then returned to his "high-class mech mode" and continued to ask Firestar and Bumblebee if
he and Hot Rod could take a seat by them.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot
on Apr 10, 2008, 2:01pm
"Finger puppet Theater......Why the frag would we want to watch that scrap?"
Blitzwing asked
in growing annoyance.
"And where did the Loyal Seeker go? Did someone drag his sorry tailpipe away?"
Re:
Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by sydjie on Apr 10, 2008, 2:22pm
[spoiler]Never saw Thrust escaping
Unicron before he exploded, nor being really destroyed… so, who knows for sure???[/spoiler]
Hot Rod looked at
the ceiling and lifted an interrogative eyebrow toward it.
“Hmmmm…bizarre…. he muttered, I thought I
heard a crack…”
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by thrust on Apr 10,
2008, 3:20pm
[spoiler]didnt you guys see the explosion after they got eaten?[/spoiler]
"because its called entertainment,
blitzwing, thats why"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 10, 2008,
4:04pm
"More like bad comedy, Thrust."
[spoiler]I don't remember Thrust dying in the move....i'll have to watch
my copy again later tonight.....check and see what I can see. [/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April,
2008)
Post by bumblebee on Apr 10, 2008, 9:34pm
"Ah, I remember you." Firestar greeted Mirage as she sat next
to Bee. "Yeah, you and Hot Rod pull up some chairs. We'd be glad to have ya." she waved towards to empty seats with a smile.
Bee's
optics flicked across the bar, taking in everything like a sponge. He heard a familiar voice call his name from behind.
"Oh!
Heya Red Alert!" he waved. "I've never been in an Energon bar before...Firestar said it'd be good for me, since I'm duking
it out with the big bots now." Bumblebee grinned as he swung his legs, too short for his feet to touch the ground . "So how've
you been?"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 10, 2008, 10:59pm
"Thank
you my dear." Mirage said politly. "C'mon Hot Rod, you heard her! Take a seat!"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread
April, 2008)
Post by sydjie on Apr 11, 2008, 3:32pm
He saluted then replied solemnly"At your command, sir!"
He
sat down and added with a big grin "And, don't forget about the round you said you'd buy earlier, Mirage!"
Re:
Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 11, 2008, 5:29pm
"Same as always Bee. But it's
good to see you out with the rest of the bots. What do you think of Thrust's entertainment?"
Re: Under the
table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 12, 2008, 12:20am
"Of course friend!" Mirage said
with a smile. He waved over at Wheezel for some drinks.
Meanwhile, Breakdown stared up at the stars as the last light
of the day faded into the blackness of night. Stars began to twinkle...
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April,
2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 13, 2008, 12:41am
[spoiler]oops. Well, no point fixing it now really....i'll make
sure my next post is error free.  [/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 13, 2008, 12:31pm
[spoiler]Breakdown
isnt in the bar. Keep up Red! Hes on the roof, check out a few of my previous posts. Fix your post please lol.[/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by thrust on Apr 13, 2008, 2:14pm
"alright, now
that that distraction is over i can continue my plan" onslaught murmured to himself and then when wheezel wasnt looking he
sprinted to the next table, slowly making his way to wheezel "soon bartend, soon"
Re: Under the table (Pub
Thread April, 2008)
Post by ellwynx on Apr 14, 2008, 4:42pm
A soft metallic buzz begins to reach the audio receptors
of everyone in the pub.
The buzz grows louder, and just as everyone's receptors are fit to burst a slight crackle of
electricity surges around the door to the pub.
The door swings open with a whoosh of air and static electricity
The
buzz becomes a crescendo and in flies the familiar form of a huge chrome, purple, yellow and black stag beetle.
The
beetle stops on a dime, midair, lifts his antannea skyward and proceeds to transform into robot mode amid a whir of shifting
and twisting parts. Landing on his feet just inside the door is everyone's favorite Insecticon, Shrapnel.
"Ahhh, finally
some peace from that overbearing Megatron...megatron." Shrapnel mumbles in his distinct speach pattern.
Walking over
to the bar with thoughts of an Energon Daquiri on his cerebral processor he notices the unused finger puppets on the table
in front of Thrust.
"Finger puppet entertainment again tonite, Thrust...ust?" He grumbles in a tone that indicates
this story is NOT one of his favorites.
Taking a seat at the bar and making a motion to the bartender he glances over
at Blitzwing at a nearby table. Blitzwing looks to have an annoyed expression, a look Shrapnel takes to mean Blitzwing doesn't
feel like hearing Thrusts story again.
"Still smarting over that bent cannon turret Kup gave you Blitzwing? At least
you didn't have to watch one of your own CLONES get a major upgrade and be reformatted by Unicron into one of Galvatron's
'Elite Commanders...comanders'!!"
With that Shrapnel accepts his Daquiri from the bartender and takes a sip. Those
closest by can hear a quiet mumble of "That damn Scourge...ourge."
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread
April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 14, 2008, 4:59pm
"That's true Shrapnel, I want to get that Autobrat.
But we are supposed to be neutral in the bar. Slagging old timer changed my shot...." Grumbled Blitzwing.
[spoiler]Autobrat
meaning Hot Rod obviously and Old timer meaning Kup. I'm sure everyone knows already. [/spoiler]
Re: Under
the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by sydjie on Apr 14, 2008, 5:08pm
[spoiler]It was Kup who bent Blitzwing
turret in the animated movie![/spoiler]
Hot Rod was quite relax, enjoying his high grade.
Startled by Shrapnel's
entrance, he asked his fellow Autobots "An Insecticon? Did you know that one of them was still functionning? That's a surprise!"
Then
he glanced at red seeker and grinned "So Thrust, already leaving showbizness???"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread
April, 2008)
Post by thrust on Apr 14, 2008, 5:17pm
"NO!...i just ran out of story"
Re: Under
the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 14, 2008, 5:23pm
"I bet that happens a lot Thrust,
doesn't it?" Blitzwing commented.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red
Alert heard Hot Rod/s comment and chuckled.
"Hot Rod, how have you been lately? How's things with Arcee?"
[spoiler]Thanks
for the save in Epidemic Hot Rod[/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by bumblebee
on Apr 14, 2008, 8:45pm
"Huh." Firestar took on an air of mild annoyance as she watched Shrapnel enter the bar. "Another
Con. I think I'm gonna need something strong to keep my engines cool. Better get the good stuff..." she waved at the bartender.
"Two blocks of high grade over here please!"
"Two?" Bumblebee tilted his head to the side, turning his attention from
the finger puppets. "Not to be mean, but can you handle both? One block can do a Bot in if they're not careful..." the minibot
advised.
"The other one is for you, kid." a grin curled her metal lips, taking the high grade from the bartender and
setting it in front of him.
"Oh..." Bee simply stared at the block.
The femme laughed. "Alright everyone,
Bumblebee's having his first block of high grade! Don't be shy now, give it a try."
The minibot stared around the room,
feeling the weight of a hundred optics.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker
4.1 on Apr 14, 2008, 9:14pm
The cieling cracked further and finally gave. Breakdown fell right on top of the Autobot's
table, crushing it underneath.
He sort of laid there in disbelief, "Not again..." then he saw Firestar, "What are you
starin' at!?"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 14, 2008, 9:34pm
"Things
seem to break down when you are around, eh Breakdown?" Blitzwing mocked.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April,
2008)
Post by bumblebee on Apr 14, 2008, 9:46pm
"Wah!" Bee pulled back in complete shock, just in time before
a rather large chunk of cieling landed on his head. The crash also sent everyone's energon cubes flying off the table and
spilled it's pitifully untouched contents all over the floor.
The femme glared down at the Decepticon who dared to
interupt her merryment.
Pit hath no fury like a femme's scorne.
"YOU!" Firestar pulled Breakdown from the wreckage,
her blazing blue optics burning. "Who else would I be staring at?! Who else just ruined this kid's first block of high grade?
I think you owe me and the rest of my buddies for the drinks you just wasted, slagger." she pushed the Decepticon back into
the rubble.
"Sweet Primus..." the yellow bot muttered to himself and made a mental note to never give any reason to
be on the recieving end of a femme's fury.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by sydjie on Apr 14, 2008, 9:46pm
[spoiler]No problem for Epidemic, Red! I just hope Tracks didn’t spoil anything...
maybe Vortex was supposed to hit you after all...[/spoiler]
“Heya, Red! Long time no see! replied cheerfully
Hot Rod. Doing fine, thanks! How ‘bout you?”
“Me and Arcee?” he chuckled slightly. “Well,
you know...he said slowly, I think we don’t see each other as much as would like to... Thanks to Springer!” He
sighed softly.
Then, all of a sudden, Breakdown crash landed on the Autobots' table! And he witnessed Firestar's fury...
and his optics widened in amazement "Wow... what a temper...Nice!!!" he muttered under his breath.
"Well done, Breakdown!
Hot Rod growled. Now you owe all of us a round and PRONTO or you will have to answer to Firestar!"
Re:
Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 14, 2008, 9:51pm
"But I don't have any credits..."
Breakdown replied sheepishly.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 14,
2008, 10:07pm
"You should have thought of that before you fell through the ceiling." Red said to Breakdown. Red looked
again at Hot Rod. "Sorry about that buddy. Give it time, and you never know what can happen."
Red turned to Bee.
"This
is a usual occurence here at the Pub. Cons breaking through walls or falling into them....you'll get used to it."
[spoiler]Nah,
don;t think you spoiled it. And Red still got hit, just not as bad. Plus....Blits already bought it as the first casualty
of the thred. So Red escaping isn't a big deal.[/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by sydjie on Apr 15, 2008, 5:26pm
Hot Rod stared at the Stunticon and folded his arms.
“No credits, eh
Breakdown... he retorded, skeptical. So, if you can’t borrow some from your Decepticon friends, ask Wheezel, maybe you
can work for him for awhile. That way you’ll be able to pay for our drinks and... he glanced at the damaged ceiling...
for that!”
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 16, 2008,
1:18am
Later, Breakdown let out a sigh of emotional agony as he watched everyone enjoying themselves at his expense.
He was behind the bar polishing glassware.
"This is slag." he muttered to himself.
Re: Under the table
(Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 16, 2008, 2:06am
"I'm picking on you because I can, and it's
fun Breakdown. But, hey it could be worse. You could be Skywarp, and then forget your own ability and crash into Energon."
Blitzwing said to Breakdown.
"Wheezle, i'd like some high grade."
Re: Under the table (Pub
Thread April, 2008)
Post by sydjie on Apr 16, 2008, 5:17pm
Gathered around a new table, the Autobots were enjoying
their drinks.
Hot Rod had slumped back in his chair and slid his hands behind his head. Then he looked insistently
at Breakdown with a wicked little smirk on his face.
“Hey, Stunticon! he shouted loudly. How does it feel to
do something useful for once?”
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker
4.1 on Apr 16, 2008, 10:56pm
Breakdown growled at Hot Rod, accidently shattering the glass he was cleaning in his hand.
He let out a sigh of despair as he knelt over to pick up the pieces.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April,
2008)
Post by ellwynx on Apr 17, 2008, 8:16pm
"Alright 'bots, Blaster is here," he states as he walks through
the front doors.
"The party can officially begin."
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by sydjie on Apr 17, 2008, 9:11pm
"HEYA!!! BLASTER!!! shouted Hot Rod. Come and join us, pal!"
"Hey, Breakdown!
he waved at the Stunticon. High-grade for my friend!"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 17, 2008, 9:21pm
Breakdown grumbled horrible things as he poured Blaster's drink and placed it
on the bar.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by bumblebee on Apr 17, 2008, 10:11pm
"Keep
pouring buddy. Two high-grade cubes over here." Firestar smiled.
"Heya Blaster!" Bee perked his head up. "This place
could use some music..."
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 18, 2008,
1:20am
"What's going on Blaster? Have you seen that uncharismatic blue Con lately?" Red aksed jokingly.
Re:
Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 18, 2008, 2:11pm
Flshing bright lights poured
into the bar and the thumping of bass could be heard as someone drove up to the entrance. The music and light ceased and in
stepped Primus's most stylish creation."
"Alright bots, Jazz has arrived!" he proclaimed with a ginormous grin and
a flash of his visor.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jonhide on Apr 18, 2008,
5:24pm
Immediately behind Jazz, the heavy stomps of Grimlock could be heard. Grimlock walked in. He surveyed the area.
Grimlock shoved his way past Jazz.
"Less mouth, more move.", Grimlock stated as he walked past Jazz.
Grimlock
went to a far table on the right corner. He sat with his arms folded over his chest. He noticed Breakdown working to serve
drinks and clean the bar.
Grimlock motioned wth two fingers for Breakdown to come to him.
"Drink. Now.", Grimlock
ordered.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 18, 2008, 6:53pm
"Hey
there Grimlock, hows it hanging'?" Jazz said as he was pushed aside. Unusually ignored he took a seat with Mirage, Hot Rod,
Red Alert, Firestar and Bumblebee.
He made special care to sit right beside Bumblebee. "Hey Bumblebee! Didn't expect
to find you here!" he grinned.
Breakdown shuffled over to Grimlock and placed a drink before him. Actually it was a
pitcher, but more likely then not, it was a mere drink to the Dinobot commander. "There." he said with disdain in his spark.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by bumblebee on Apr 18, 2008, 8:36pm
Bumblebee
grinned sheepishly at the cube of high grade Firestar set before him. " Well to be honest Jazz, I didn't think I was going
to be allowed in here at first but Firestar said she'd talk to anyone who might have a problem. Said I'm a big bot now." he
chuckled.
"Well, bottoms up I guess..." he gave Jazz a cheer with his cube and took a long drink of it's glowing contents...until
he polished off the whole block.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on
Apr 18, 2008, 9:15pm
Jazz's face reflected his surprise. "Wow Bumblebee! You downed that whole thing!" Jazz put his
arm over the mini-bot's shoulder. "You may yet be a Prime." he joked with a smile over his face.
He then turned to
the passing Breakdown and ordered a drink, "Next round is on me guys." he said happily. Breakdown trudged back to prepare
their orders.
"Good!" replied Mirage, who by now was getting drunker by the moment. "I need a refill!" Jazz let out
a heart laugh at Mirage's outburst.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on
Apr 19, 2008, 12:23am
Red Alert watched as Jazz strolled into the Pub and took his seat by Bee.
"Don't worry
about that overgrown bozo. He's always in a bad mood. How've you been lately Jazz? Any new music lately?"
Re:
Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 19, 2008, 1:24am
"Great as always Red! And
you know I've always got some new jams to crank! Wanna hear?" he asked with a grin.
Re: Under the table (Pub
Thread April, 2008)
Post by ellwynx on Apr 19, 2008, 4:20pm
"Hot Rod, m'man!" Blaster yells as he gives his
comrade a high five.
"Firestar, we're looking stunning as usual. And I do mean WE." He smiles and winks as he takes
Firestars hand in his and gives hers a slight 'peck' as he'd seen galant humans do in old movies.
"'Bee, can I see
your ident-card? Heh, just twistin' you're tailpipe."
"Yo, Red! No, no sign of that tone deaf 'bot lately. Thank Primus.
Blaster
pulls a seat up to the every growing table with his other friends then hears music blasting out front. Jazz enters amid a
hail of music. Only to be pushed aside by that ever grumpy Dinobot, Grimlock.
"Hey, 'Lock, where are the other seven
dwarfs?" Blaster pokes some fun at his lumbering ally.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by bumblebee on Apr 20, 2008, 8:44pm
Bee started to say something in response to Jazz but a hiccuping noise funnelled
through his vocalizer, making him jump a little and his optic twitch.
"Heh, yeah, Bumble Prime has a nice -hic- ring
to it." a wide grin cracked across his metal face plates. He turned to Blaster, grinning at his joke.
"Firestar here
can -hic- vouch for me. She's quite the -hic- negotiator...."
The femme playfully smiled at Blaster. "Oh-ho...I see
you've picked up a few lines since I last saw you. Quite the charmer as ever. Inferno might have a gear to pick with you though
if he was here."
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jonhide on Apr 21, 2008, 1:26am
Grimlock
pulled his rocket launcher out and aimed it at the table of Autobots.
"Me am drinking. As night goes on, Me may or
may not use this on you.", Grimlock said coldly at Red Alert and Blaster.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April,
2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 21, 2008, 1:36am
"Why not Jazz. Plus it may annoy the Cons." Red Alert responded
to Jazz, and turned towards Blaster.
"Sheesh Grimlock is grumpy, huh?"
"Bumble Prime huh. It does have a ring
to it." Red said playing along.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jonhide on Apr
21, 2008, 2:08am
[spoiler]My god...the continuity errors in this thread. My brain screams!!
Just Kidding...kind
of.
Anyways - since I'm the Character & Continuity Admin:
1.) -- The Conehead Seekers are seen being chomped
down on by Unicron in TFTM. There is an explosion. However, it is obvious that they aren't dead because they come back in
Season Three with dialogue. This isn't an animation error within Season Three either (like so many that there were) because
they have actual dialogue specific for them. So officially, Unicron just bit down on them and injured them greatly. They survived.
2.)
-- Blitzwing's turret barrel was NEVER bent, it was simply lifted off aim. Kup never bent his barrel during TFTM.
3.) --
Due to the timing and way this thread is set up, characters like Ironhide, Ratchet, Wheeljack, and Prowl are dead now. Since
this is officially Post-TFTM.
I'm not gonna be a jerk about any of this as this is a non-canon thread for fun and
laughs. I'm jsut making you guys aware of things. It's my job, it's what I do here. I'm the Hardass Admin.
Thanks
and Take Care.[/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 21,
2008, 10:49am
"You got it Red!" Jazz said happily. He took a gulp from a cube and paused for a second. The room seemed
infinitly quiet in that insignificant moment.
Then Jazz's speaker exploded with the sound of high-tempo, high speed,
heavy metal. The wail and shrieks of guitar, the udderly inaudibly bass and the banshee cry of some poofy haired singer could
be heard as Jazz cranked it up to 11. Tables shook, chairs toppled, a few glasses shattered as they fell to the floor. Breakdown
looked especially distraught at Jazz's actions.
"WHAT IS THIS!?" Mirage managed to yell over the racket.
"ITS
THIS KILLER EARTH BAND! THEY'RE CALLED LION!!!" Jazz yelled back.
"OH.........OK THEN!" Mirage replied.
Re:
Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by ellwynx on Apr 21, 2008, 6:49pm
"Oh, I'm sure Inferno wouldn't
mind some innocent flirting." Blaster says with a chuckle to Firestar before turning to Red Alert. "Yeah, Red, I wonder were
his 4 buddies are? They can usually keep him in better spirits."
Blaster smiles as Jazz cranks up the tunes. Even if
he prefers something a little more techno/dance, he could appreciate and enjoy all forms of music.
Blaster leans down
to whisper in Hot Rod's audio receptor, or with this loud music is actually yelling in Hot Rod's audio receptor. "I KNOW Jazz
doesn't want to start a music volume war! HaHaHa"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by ellwynx on Apr 21, 2008, 8:02pm
Covering his audio receptors Shrapnel looks over at the brash Autobots.
"What
noise...noise!! And I thought Megatron's pontificating was annoying...annoying!!"
Re: Under the table (Pub
Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 21, 2008, 9:34pm
The song Jazz was playing came to an epic end.
After some deafening silence, Jazz went on to say. "Alright that was rockin'! Y'all wanna hear another?"
"WHAT?!" yelled
Mirage who by now was almost completely temporarily deaf and drunk. "WHAT DID HE SAY!? BALL SAUNA STEER ABROTHA?!"
Re:
Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jonhide on Apr 22, 2008, 1:10am
Grimlock didn't dislike Earth
rock and metal music, but he didn't actually like it that much either. And he wasn't in a mood for it, though he just processed
his drink through his consumption system instead of ending Jazz's jam session early.
He looked around. He was ready
for another drink. He tossed the large glass at Breakdown, "Me want more, Stunticon."
Re: Under the table (Pub
Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 22, 2008, 11:40am
"K, k, I'm a comin'!" yelled Breakdown in his
defense. HE leapt over the bar and snatched up two pitchers this time and ran over to Grimlock. He placed them on the
Dinobot's table then jetted away before Grimlock had a mind to tip him...with his fist.
Re: Under the table
(Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 22, 2008, 12:22pm
BLitzwing needed a drink. First; Thrust makes
a horrible puppet show, and now that carazy Autobot Jazz was assaulting his audio receprtors by blasting some strange thing
called music.
"Breakdown, get me a drink before I do something you'll regret. Just put it on my tab." Blitzwing grumbled
to Breakdown.
[spoiler]This isn't specifically a threat-i'm just trying to show Blitzwing's annoyance at the events
in the Pub.[/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by bumblebee on Apr 22, 2008,
2:38pm
Once the mini-bot regained his hearing and the strange vibrating sensation cleared from his head, he pried his
fingers from the three inch dents in the table he made. Sitting next to a veritable God of loud music never went without it's
surprises. He looked around the bar.
"These windows must be Jazz-proof. I mean- shatter proof." Bee coughed awkwardly.
"Great tunes though!"
"I'll say..." commented Firestar. "If Blaster and Jazz start a decible war, Grimlock over there
will finish it. Rocket launcher style."
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker
4.1 on Apr 22, 2008, 5:25pm
Breakdown was becoming overwhelmed, he nabbed a drink from over the bar then sat it down
rather distastefully in fron of Blitzwing.
Jazz's visor brightened then he looked up at Blaster, "Bumblebee and Firestar
are right! You wanna see who has the best moves!" he said with a devilish grin.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread
April, 2008)
Post by ellwynx on Apr 22, 2008, 7:06pm
Grinning and taking a swig of his Energon brew, "You think
you can take me huh, Jazz?"
Blaster chuckles, "C'mon, I was MADE for this!"
Re: Under the table (Pub
Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 22, 2008, 7:43pm
"Your on!" yelled Jazz. He took another large
gulp of energon as he persuaded Blaster into the center of the room where there was free movement.
"Lets see what ya
got Blaster!" with a smile, Jazz's light show and punding speakers flared to life. Playing what was cleary human disco, whilst
he pointed a finger to the roof! He proceeded to bust a move and turn a groove!
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread
April, 2008)
Post by ellwynx on Apr 23, 2008, 9:04am
Standing back to allow Jazz room to show what he's got,
Blaster tunes his internal frequency to the same song Jazz is pumping out. Jazz is good and Blaster knows it. But despite
being good, a lot of his 'pizzaz' comes from the light show he can put on. Blaster plans on putting on a show filled with
more substance then 'show'.
Jazz puts on a great John Travolta skit before stepping aside to let Blaster show of what
he's got.
Cranking up his speakers, as well as sending the signal out to the Pub's sound system, Blaster steps out
into the middle of the dance floor.
Blaster body explodes into action. Twisting and turning in ways one would have
never expected possible for a 'bot his size. 'Break Dancing' is what the humans called this style of dance. Flowing smoothly
from spinning on his back to inchworming across the floor to holding his entire form up with just his two hands rotating in
wild circles. Blaster loses himself in the music as he finishes his show with a move that finds him spinning on his head,
arms and legs out before launching himself up with his hands. In mid air Blasters body shifts and twists. Metal plates slamming
together, joints coming undone and twisting around before locking into place again.
Shrinking as he falls back to the
dance floor, courtesy of his internal matter displacement unit, Blaster lands upright in Boombox mode just as the final bass
beat of the song begins to fade out.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on
Apr 23, 2008, 9:51pm
"Well, our audio receptors may be busted but at least this entertainment is better than finger
puppets." Red raised his voice because of the recent taxing on his hearing.
"Sorry, I can seem to control the Volume of
my voice!" Red Alert said.
[spoiler]I want to see if anyone picks up on that line.[/spoiler]
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Blitzwing
received his drink from a obviously disgruntled Breakdown, but Blitzwing didn't care about him.
"This slag is driving
me crazy. I hate disco!" Blitzwing exclaimed.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by jonhide on Apr 24, 2008, 7:08am
[spoiler]Will Ferrell'D!![/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread
April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 24, 2008, 11:22am
[spoiler]Also, Family Guy'd. In the episode where
Mr. Weed comes over to dinner and dies choking on a roll, Peter is nervous of his boss's arrival and states "I hope that thing
where I can't control the volume of my voice doesnt happen." When he answers the door he proceeds to scream something then
whisper please come in. Somethinglike that[/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by bumblebee on Apr 24, 2008, 2:17pm
Firestar grinned. Jazz and Blaster took the bait all too well. She turned to the
other Autobot's at their table. "All I did was mention a music war, and bam, they're out there on the floor. Gotta say this
is the best free entertainment I've had in a long time..."
"Go Jazz! Blaster!!" the minibot cheered vigorously, sitting
on the edge of his seat. Hearing Firestar's comment he turned in her direction. "You're just glad to see two mechs dancing
aren't ya?"
Her blue optics widened at Bumblebee's comment. "No more high grade for you little one..."
Re:
Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 24, 2008, 6:07pm
"Good one Bee!" Red said encouragingly
to the little bot.
"How long do you think they'll have their dance off? Should we have a vote for who the winner is?" Red
wondered aloud.
[spoiler]Yeah Breaker you are right and wrong. that did happen in Family Guy-but I was referring
to Austin Powers. When he is first thawed out, and he can't control his thoughts from what he says, and or the volume of his
voice.[/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 24, 2008, 9:01pm
[spoiler]OH,
me and Jon left that one out. Lol. Dont forget Will Ferrel did it as well.[/spoiler]
Mirage heard Bumblebee's comment
to Firestar and spewed out the energon he was in the middle of drinking down. It splattered all over the table and Mirage
buried his head in his arms as he laughed his head off.
Mirage was pretty drunk by now.
"Think your slick eh?"
Jazz smirked. "Then check this out!" Jazz's internal computer scrolled through a playlist and Jazz picked one of his latest
additions.
"You got the touch!"
"................"
"YOU GOT THE POWEEEEERRRRRR!!! YEAH!!!!"
Jazz
proceeded to do the robot and moonwalk past Blaster in robot mode, he constantly faked deenergizing his arms then pretending
with after touching them with a jerking motion they'd reenergize [spoiler] Theres a name for this dance move, I described
it as best I could but I cant remember the actual name right now[/spoiler]. He then did a move similar to the wave and topped
it off by tapping Blaster on his eject button just for kicks.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April,
2008)
Post by ellwynx on Apr 25, 2008, 7:14pm
[spoiler]I'm gonna admit right now I can't dance to save my life.
Other than the Macarena (and MAYBE the Cotton Eyed Joe) I don't even know how to describe Blaster dancing.[/spoiler]
Re:
Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 25, 2008, 7:46pm
[spoiler]Honestly, neither
can I. Just use wiki and search for types of modern dance etc. Thats what I do. Except that one time where I was too lazy
to look up the move lol[/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jonhide on Apr
26, 2008, 2:20am
Grimlock's optics twitched. He slugged his drinks down. Grimlock picked up his rocket launcher and
adjusted the settings on it. Just a matter of time...
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by sydjie on Apr 26, 2008, 1:14pm
Hot Rod watched with amusement the dancing duel between Blaster and Jazz... who was
the best... hmmm... hard to say!
"Well, talk about entertainment! LET'S GO, AUTOBOTS!!!" He yelled cheerfully.
He
waved at Breakdown "Energon for everyone at this table, this round's on me!"
Re: Under the table (Pub
Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 26, 2008, 1:45pm
Mirage slapped Hot Rod on the back, "Thata mech!"
Breakdown
continued his grumbling and brought over several cubes and placed them on the table.
Re: Under the table (Pub
Thread April, 2008)
Post by sydjie on Apr 26, 2008, 5:22pm
Hot Rod huffed loudly after Mirage's slap and glanced
at him. Then, he shook his head and bursted out laughing.
"Well, my friend, he said solemnly, I declare you officially
drunk!"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by Breaker 4.1 on Apr 26, 2008, 7:10pm
"You
can't declare me drunk!" protested Mirage. "What, you just decided that I'm drunk? You can't decide that I'm drunk. That decision
lies with me and Primus, and that wasn't the decision that was made here today. Bring me another cube, I'm legal!" he slurred
slopily.
Breakdown rolled his optics and clattered a cube in front of Mirage.
"Good! Now!........give Firestar
some coolant because Bumblebee done lit here....ice-packet......TURTLES!" With that last rant about seemingly nothing, Mirage
toppled over in his chair and passed out.
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot
on Apr 26, 2008, 10:19pm
"Thanks Hot Rod. And your right-Mirage is definetley drunk.......turtles?" Red asked. "Well
it's entertainment I guess."
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by ender on Apr 27, 2008,
9:57am
"Last Round!" Weezel shouted.
The Pub would be closing soon... [spoiler]Pub Closes at the end of the
month and will reopen in a new thread on the 1st of May.[/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post
by sydjie on Apr 27, 2008, 9:40pm
« Well, that’s entertainment all right, Red!” said Hot Rod with a wavering
smile and moved towards his “fallen” comrade.
“Mirage, are you all right, buddy?” Then, all
he heard was mumbles about drunken turtles.
A big grin appeared on Hot Rod’s face and he helped his friend to get
up.
“Now, come on! he said with an amused tone. I think the show’s over for you, pal. Back to the barracks!”
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by jazzbot on Apr 28, 2008, 1:29am
"On that note,
I think i'll take my leave before Grimlock decides to blast Blaster and Jazz. Will you be ok to get Mirage back or would you
like me to go with you Hot Rod?" Red asked.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Well
this has been a mizzzerable night. Bad entertainment, and no one got scrapped. Who wants to fight outside? Anyone game-i'll
scrap anyone-especially after the puppets-where's that Autobrat at?" Blitzwing was buzzed and not really caring what he said-he
was itching for a fight though.
[spoiler]I know-no fighting in the pub!
But I figure outside of the pub......And
the fight won't happen anyway-well maybe it will, but it won't be written about.
And it's my 100th post-I wanted to make
it fun.[/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by ellwynx on Apr 28, 2008, 5:17am
Knowing
closing time is coming, Blaster decides to launch one last volley of music and dance to entertain the patrons.
Suddenly
all the speakers explode in a female voice singing 'The Electric Slide'. Blaster twisting, sliding and shimmying to the music.
In mid slide he hits his eject button, releasing Rewind and Eject. The two smaller 'bots land on their feet on either side
of Blaster and take up the dance as if they'd been there all along, not missing a beat.
"Come on guys, these are 'line
dances' requiring a large number of dancers." Blaster calls to everyone as the music changes to a techno/country sound. The
southern drawl claiming 'hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe I'd been married long time ago. Where did you come from, where did
you go? Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?' Blaster and his cassettes swinging their legs, stepping and twirling in
place, "come on Jazz, I know you know this one!"
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by
Breaker 4.1 on Apr 28, 2008, 12:02pm
Smiling, Jazz joined Blaster in the uber insanity of organized synchronistic dance.
"I sure do Blaster!"
Mirage tried to tell Hot Rod a story from long ago but it came out as, "The fink!...Swindle is
a swindler...hick!... later and whataya know?....Shockwave's got me strapped to a wall......he said who's there?......I said
the Ghost of......and punched him right in his big-honkin' eye........joined Autobots......Prowl and Chromia beat me up......Ironhide
yelled at me in the target zone area place thing.....moraletiy morale, moralis of the story is, my young friend.....trenches
are of time.....and badness!" With that, Mirage fell silent as Hot Rod helped him to the door.
[spoiler]Some homages
to some threads with Mirage in them [/spoiler]
Re: Under the table (Pub Thread April, 2008)
Post by sydjie on Apr 28, 2008, 6:47pm
«
Oh! Yeah! Thanks Red! replied Hot Rod. I could use some help with “Mister Legal” here… at least to understand
what he’s talking about!” The young bot chuckled slightly and the trio headed straight for the exit.
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