Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ender on May 3, 2008, 4:47pm
Weezel reluctantly
opens his Pub for another night of mayhem and merriment.
"Here we go again."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by ellwynx on May 3, 2008, 5:24pm
Blaster strides through the doors considerably more quietly than
the night before.
"Evenin', Weezel." Blaster greets Weezel with a nod and wave.
"How're things? Can I get an
Energon on the Rocks?" As he seats himself at the bar.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by Breaker
4.1 on May 3, 2008, 10:17pm
Breakdown hid outside the bar, just around the corner. He snickered to himself and sneered,
"Soon...very soon, I will take my revenge for my humiliation!"
He was carrying something, something that was obscured
just enough so that you couldn't tell what it was. He hid as other mechs approached. "Might be awhile till the coast is clear."
[spoiler]In
reference of course to my servitude and it might take awhile because of my imminent departure.[/spoiler]
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 4, 2008, 2:25am
Red Alert walked into the bar, and seeing
Blaster walked over to him.
"Hey Blaster, what's shaking?" Red asked conversationally.
"Weezel, i'll take some
high grade." Red said while placing credits on the bar.
Red looked around the Pub and saw that everything was fixed
again. but Breakdown had was standing outside and snickering as Red walked in. Red decided to watch him to make sure he wouldn't
be up to anything.
[spoiler]I've decided that at some point in this one i'm gonna have Red be really drunk and really
paranoid. Just not right now.[/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ellwynx on May 4, 2008,
2:17pm
"Hey there, Red." Blaster lifts his glass of Energon in friendly acknowledgement. "Not much going on at the
moment. Just taking a night off. Had to get out of my quarters. Rewind and Eject were arguing over what to watch on TV. Rewind
was insisting on the Science Channel, or Jeopardy reruns. Eject kept changing the channel on him to Fox Sports and ESPN. Oh,
and how could I forget. Slamdance was requesting MSNBC or Fox News. Luckily he satisfied himself with accessing the human
internet instead." Blaster looks exasperated. "I have GOT to get a couple new flatscreen HDTV's in our quarters."
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 4, 2008, 5:35pm
"Well Blaster, you can't please every bot
all at once. Maybe Daniel can help you out with the Tv's." Red suggested to Blaster.
"Another round please Weezel,
and one for Blaster on me." Red told Weezel.
Red was waiting for Mirage to enter tha bar so he could pull his circuits
about the last night at the bar. And...while watching Breakdown, Red was also watching the entrance for Blitzwing's arrival.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ellwynx on May 4, 2008, 8:20pm
"Thanks, Red," Blaster says
as he takes the drink. "Yeah, maybe I'll get with Daniel about aquiring some new TV's. Luckily Steeljaw and Ramhorn were out."
Blaster chuckles, "otherwise they'd have wanted a nature program!"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by sydjie on May 4, 2008, 9:33pm
Hot Rod entered nonchalantly the Pub and immediately noticed two of his fellow Autobots.
“Hey,
Blaster, Red! Whassup, my friends?” he greeted them with a weak smile and sat down next to them.
“Wheezel,
high-grade over here, please!” he asked casually the bartender as he tossed some credits on the bar.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 4, 2008, 9:43pm
"Not too much Hot Rod, but I think for our
sakes maybe we should all keep a optic on Breakdown. Just to be on the safe side. He's just outside the pub, so if ya don't
mind maybe we should make sure he doesn't do anything odd." Red responded to Hot Rod.
"Yeah, every bot likes different
things. So, let's see you'll need about 7 tv's? Good luck with that." Red said to Blaster
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by sydjie on May 5, 2008, 9:09pm
« What? replied monotonously the young mech. Breakdown? Outside
the Pub?” He shook his head. Didn’t notice him, Red... perhaps you’re just imagining thing... Relax...”
He
leaned slightly over the counter, rested his chin on the back of his fist and stared into his energon.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 5, 2008, 9:36pm
"I am not imagining things!" Red Exclaimed.
"Wait....are
you ok Hot Rod? I sometimes get sidetracked by the Cons...." Red half asked/half apologised.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by sydjie on May 6, 2008, 9:40pm
«Hmmm... yeah... I'm OK, Red, thanks… said Hot Rod, as he
ran a finger along the rim of his energon cube. And, I'm sorry... I didn't doubt that you'd seen Breakdown outside but, I
suppose I wouldn’t even have noticed if Devastator and Menasor were both standing at the Pub’s entrance...”
Then,
he glanced sideways at the security officer and smiled weakly. “Well, I guess it’s kinda normal... not understanding
femmebots’ behavior, right? I shouldn’t worry about it!” As he said that he straightened up a little.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 6, 2008, 11:09pm
"I wouldn't worry about it......trying
to figure the Femmebots out is like trying to figure out why the Cons are the way they are. But there is a difference, at
least you can talk to the Femmebots without worrying about being slagged the second you see them." Red offered.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 6, 2008, 11:46pm
Blitwing walked into the bar again, and didn't
see a single Con this time. It was all bots, and Red Alert seemed to be giving Hot Rod a pep talk about Femmebots. Well, Blitz
could join that conversation.
"So, your worried about making a impression on a bot? Well, don't. Cause you won't make
one, you are too much of a chiptard to ever make anything work with a Femme. Why don't you try Kup, i'm sure he'd be willing
to help you." Blitzwing insinuated.
Weezel, some High Grade please, and here's your credits." Blitzwing tossed the
credits on the bar and waited for his Energon, and for Hot Rod's response as well.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May
08Post by ellwynx on May 7, 2008, 4:06pm
Shrapnel walks through the door, looks around, and notices it's only
Autobot's and Blitzwing here.
He strides quietly to a dark corner table, seats himself, and request a Bloody Mary-gon
and a bowl of wheat grass to nibble on.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 7,
2008, 8:22pm
Breakdown snickers loudly as he runs to the rear of the bar. He sets his mystery package down and hunkers
over a small crate. He pries open the lid, picks his "package" back up and climbs in. Then he puts the lid back on top of
the crate.
He then made a call for a service drone to deliver the crate to the bar...
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by sydjie on May 9, 2008, 8:59am
In an instant, Hot Rod’s mood shifted. How dare this Decepticon
talk to him like that? He turned his head slightly and glared at Blitzwing.
“And what do you know about that
subject? snarled Hot Rod. As a matter of fact, we don’t see many femmes hanging around Decepti-clowns, isn’t that
true?”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 9, 2008, 9:46am
"That's
because ours are crazy ninjas that we send out after you clowns! But I guess your too young to know that." Blitzwing added
condescendingly.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on May 9, 2008, 9:21pm
« Female
Decepticon ninjas… yeah, yeah, said Hot Rod ironically, a wry smile on his lips. If we don’t see them, it’s
probably because they don’t want to be seen with clumsy mechs like you, that’s all!”
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 9, 2008, 11:08pm
Mirage appeared from behind Blitzwing,
a gun to his head. "I don't like the tone your giving my youn friend." he said. "I won't pull the triger this time, but I
just wanted you to know that I
could."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 9,
2008, 11:52pm
"I could care less if you can or can't slag me Spy. I can and will slag you anytime I want-and this little
brat as well. None of you bots scare me!" Blitzwing declared.......
Just as Red noticed that a green bot came in to
the pub. And a image, Blitzwing had his back turned so he didn't see the newcomer.
"Blitzwing, are you scared of Me?"
Optimus Prime had entered the bar, and he had his gun pointed straight at Blitzwing.
"Primus....." Blitzwing Transformed
and blasted out of the roof of the pub escaping as fast as he could.
"Oh, man guys. That never gets old." Prime went
away, and in his place was just Hound, smirking.
"Hot Rot how the heck are you? Are you riling up Blitzwing? Or is
he just being a typical Con?" Hound asked.
[spoiler]Enter The Hound![/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 10, 2008, 12:07am
"Hound! It's good to see you!" exclaimed Mirage.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 10, 2008, 12:20am
"Good to see you too Mirage. Good ob on
getting Blitzwing distracted, I couldn't have asked for a better set up buddy." Hound looked around the room to see who else
was in the pub, and saw Blaster, the bot shoe shared his love for earth culture.
"Hey there Blaster. Any more news
on Earth? I wouldn't mind going back there again." Hound said thoughtfully.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by sydjie on May 10, 2008, 12:39am
"Yep, you're right Hound! That trick of yours never gets old!grinned Hot Rod. Nice
to see you, pal! Have a seat with us!"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ender on May 10, 2008,
12:59am
As if summoned by some mystical force of commerce, Swindles head popped into the bar as soon as Blaster mentioned
the need for TVs. He sauntered up behind Blaster.
"'Scuse me, friend, but would you happen to be in the market for
some high quality Video equipment?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 10, 2008,
1:00am
Mirage took is usual seat alongside Hot Rod.
Groove entered the bar. A hearty grin on his face he approached
the bar and took a stool. "A shot of your strongest please." He nodded towards his Autobot brothers sitting across from him.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 10, 2008, 1:20am
"I think I will Hot Rod,
and I can't believe they still fall for that one. Hey Mirage, remember when Ravage thought Megatron was coming to save him?
That was too good, especially since we let him go." Hound reminisced.
Hound sat down next to Hot Rod, Mirage and Red
Alert.
"So, any new schemes to sort out Red? I mean, any Cons planning anything?" Hound asked.
"Actually not
specific, but I believe that Breakdown may have something planned, if only I could figure it out, he hasn't given any clues,
but he is a con and I believe he is up to some---
"RED, ease up buddy. I was just joking. I don't see anything happening
in a Neutral zone. Let's just relax for a while. Ok?" Hound interrupted Red's rant.
"I wish you all would stop doing
that to me! Security is important! Wheezle, another cube for me please. Put it on my tab." Red planned to get drunk finally,
just to see how much it would impair his ability to react to any kind of a Con scheme.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 10, 2008, 1:33am
"Yeah, I remember. Do you also remember the time we tried
to ambush the Cons only for it to turn out that they already
knew what we were up to? If I recall correctly, you created
an entire power facility that day." said Mirage.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May
10, 2008, 1:40am
"Ugh, don't remind me...." Hound had to laugh at that. Mirage had a point.
Re: Imbibe
Responsibly -May 08Post by hiddenstar on May 10, 2008, 6:33pm
"Hey, Skywarp - race you to the pub," came
Starscream's snide voice over the comm. Trudging along the ground, Skywarp scowled up at his wing leader, who was swooping
in a lazy arc through the brilliant blue sky above.
"Come down here and say that again, slagger," he retorted,
raising a fist and shaking it menacingly.
[spoiler]
Permission given by Bumblebee to NPC Screamer[/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by bumblebee on May 10, 2008, 6:56pm
"Hah. It's not MY fault
that you carelessly wasted all of your energy by teleporting all over the place trying to confuse those Autobots!" The
seeker commander jeered, landing smoothly in front of the down-and-out Warp.
"Besides, I think you confused yourself
more than anyone else."
He walked towards the bar, waving at the purple seeker to hurry up.
"But then, I suppose
that's a good thing. You can't ram your ignorant head into any energon while you're
this beat..."
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by hiddenstar on May 10, 2008, 7:14pm
Skywarp's scowl deepened, and he glanced
around for a decent-sized rock he could lob at his commander's head.
"Hey, I had those Autoscraps dodging their own
energy blasts for most of that battle," he said, puffing out his chassis a bit in an attempt to salvage his pride. "And I
was outnumbered!
You try taking on two sharpshooters, three AerialBots, and
both of the twins at once!"
When
they were just a few steps from the door to the pub, he lunged forward suddenly and smacked a hand on it.
"Hah! Beat
you!"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by bumblebee on May 10, 2008, 7:38pm
He glared at his
subordinate with thoughts running along the lines of 'de-sparking'. Instead, he considered himself in a charitable mood that
evening, taking his hand to Warp's face and pushed him from the doorway.
"Get out of my way, smelter."
He walked
into the Autobot infested bar, a smirk lifted his face plates as he talked over his shoulder. "You can come in now Skywarp,
second-place is right where you belong."
Starscream laughed at his own remark and walked over to the bar.
"My
usual, tender." he said, placing the correct credits down.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by hiddenstar on May 10, 2008, 8:02pm
"If your 'usual' is what you had last time, you might wanna order an extra pillow
or somethin' with that to break your fall," Skywarp shot back, hopping up on a barstool just out of Starscream's thwacking
range. He suppressed a snicker at the memory of Starscream keeling over backwards onto the barroom floor.
Primus,
that was
still funny. Plus it had had the added benefit of taking some of the heat off of him after his little, ah
-
miscalculation.
"Double shot for me," he called, flashing a few creds up so that Wheezel could see, YES, he
was paying this time around.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 10, 2008, 8:17pm
Thundercracker
made his way to the bar, intent on enjoying a little quiet time with a cube of highgrade. As he walked through the door he
saw both Skywarp and Starscream at the bar. Immediately he spun on his thruster and walked back out the way he came.
Nothing
good ever comes from Skywarp and Starscream drinking together.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by
bumblebee on May 10, 2008, 8:45pm
"And where do you think you're going, Thundercracker?" Starscream noted the look
of dread on his face before he turned for the door. "Join your fellow seekers for a drink." He hoped TC got the hint that
it wasn't a question.
"And you..." a harsh glare beamed at Skywarp, "you will keep your vocalizer shut about that er-incident,
if you know what's best for you. Your funds can't afford it."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by
havoks on May 10, 2008, 8:53pm
Thundercracker's wings drooped a little at the fact that he'd been spotted. 'Better
to just do what Starscream says than listen to him glitch about it for the next seven solar cycles.' Thundercracker's optics
dimmed a bit at the thought before he turned around and made his way toward his wingmates.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by hiddenstar on May 10, 2008, 8:55pm
"TC?" Skywarp craned his head around. "Hey - buddy! C'mon
and sit down!"
He threw a sly glance at Starscream and added, "Somebody's gotta help me haul his aft back to base tonight."
[spoiler]"TC"
is a nickname I got into the habit of using while helping my sister with her Transformers epic-fic, for anyone who's wondering...
^_^[/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 10, 2008, 9:09pm
"Ya, sure...
Sounds like a real blast."
Thundercracker gave Skywarp a glare.
"And we all know it's going to be me dragging
both your afts back to the base tonight."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by hiddenstar on May 10,
2008, 9:34pm
"Aww, don't be like that." Skywarp thumped his fist against Thuncercracker's wing in a comradely sort
of way. "Lighten up a little! And hey -" he smirked - "if you want, we can always just leave him here."
Two glasses
clinked down on the counter in front of him.
"Excellent!" He rubbed his hands together. "Primus, I've been looking
forward to this all day..."
Halfway through a sip, though, he paused, and glanced over at TC. With his free hand he
nudged his other shot of energon toward the blue Seeker.
"Don't leave me alone with him," he whispered conspiratorally,
jerking his head slightly back toward Starscream.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by Breaker 4.1
on May 10, 2008, 9:34pm
Groove took down a shot then patted his hand on the bar indicating he wanted another.
The
crate containing Breakdown finally arrived at the door step. Awaiting someone to notice it's arrival.
Re: Imbibe
Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 10, 2008, 9:55pm
Thundercracker sat there for a moment, staring at
the shot. After a few seconds he picked it up and took a sip.
"Fine, fine. I'll stay."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by bumblebee on May 10, 2008, 10:32pm
"Good." he commented dryly to Thundercracker while he took
his first sip. "You can keep the spaz-teleporter entertained. His voice is already damaging my adios..."
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by hiddenstar on May 10, 2008, 10:47pm
"
He's one to talk," Skywarp muttered
into his drink, but decided he wasn't going to make an argument out of it. He shifted his weight on the barstool, making himself
more comfortable. Yes, this was definately better than his last visit. Not nearly as...interesting, perhaps...but even scheming
tricksters needed a night off every once in a while.
Hmm...there were an awful lot of Autobots here, though. He frowned
slightly as he scanned the room around him. Mirage, Hound, Hot Rod, and - hello, was that Red Alert? Red Alert with a greater
than usual number of energon cubes in front of him? He studied the red and white mech out of the corner of his optic, hiding
another sneaky grin behind his drink.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 10, 2008,
11:24pm
Thundercracker frowned when he noticed the look on Skywarps face.
"Oh no... I know that look. Whatever
it is you're thinking about, don't. Primus, can't you not cause any problems for one night?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by sydjie on May 10, 2008, 11:28pm
Hot Rod nodded slightly at Groove... he was watching the arrival
of some Decepticon's seekers...
"Talk about bad clientele..." he muttered.
Then he noticed a suspicious crate
at the entrance... he elbowed Red. " Hey, Red, did you see that? he grumbled to the security officer while pointing at the
mysterious box.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 11, 2008, 1:52am
"Who you
kidding Roddy, I notice everything! I am a very obervant mech...." Red managed to slur out.
Hound leaned over to Hot
Rod "I think our security director is getting drunk. Now we'll need to keep an eye on him before he does anything stupid"
Hound said just as Starscream and Skywarp entered the bar and sat down. Red didn't seem to notice them yet, because he was
looking over at the crate.
But now Thundercracker had entered the bar as well, and now Skywarp finally noticed Red;
and Skywarp had a wide grin on his face.
"Oh, I don't think this'll end well at all....."Hound muttered to no bot in
particular.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on May 11, 2008, 2:25pm
"No kiddin'
Hound! grinned Hot Rod, I don't know what additive Wheezel add to his high-grade but it seems to affect greatly even the wisest
of our comrades! Last time, t'was Mirage, he glanced sideways at the white and blue mech seated besides him, and now Red!
Wonder how he will react when he'll finally notice those Decepticons..."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by Breaker 4.1 on May 11, 2008, 5:14pm
"You exagerrate. I wasn't
that innebriated." stated Mirage as he took
another sig.
Groove downed his second shot.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by thrust on
May 11, 2008, 6:35pm
"I thought i told you to stop being a moron" came onslught's voice as he pulled thrust out of
a pile of rubble
"shut up, im no moron, im an idiot" thrust said grinning "lets go get some energon"
"whatever......moron"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ellwynx on May 11, 2008, 7:53pm
Snapping out of his personal
reverie Blaster realizes he'd been daydreaming and ignored Hound's greeting.
"I've been missing Earth lately myself,
Hound. We should plan a trip for those of us that developed a fondness for that planet."
Turning around to see who
was behind him asking if he could be of assistance, Blaster downs the last of his drink.
"Swindle? Am I supposed to
believe YOU have TV's for sale that are LEGAL?" Blaster chuckles. "Sorry, but dealing with a Combaticon would get my Autobot
Membership revoked. Besides, you'd probably have it bugged or something."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by bumblebee on May 11, 2008, 9:24pm
Taking his attention away from his drink and looking around the pub, he saw Skywarp
taking a keen interest in Red Alert who appeared to have had numerous cubes littering the table before him. Starscream put
two and two together. Mischief and drunk Autobots had unlimited potential for distaster.
"Wouldn't it be a shame..."
he began, turning to face his comrades and leading conspiratiorially on the bar, "if something unfortunate were to happen
to that poor, little, over-energized Bot? But, good-sparked mechs like us would never consider throwing something at him to
initiate his spazzy, and currently unstable, trigger happy defense mode, now would we...?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by havoks on May 11, 2008, 11:22pm
Thundercracker groaned and banged his head on the surface of
the bar.
"Why didn't I just stay at the base?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot
on May 12, 2008, 1:12am
"Sure, Blaster we can set that up...but for now i'm more worried about what Red is gonna do
when he sees that mile long smirk on Starscream's face." Hound said.
"Az I wash shaying, Rods, that boxx hasn't esxcaped
mine attention." Red was slurring, finally visibly and verbally drunk. Red looked around the pub finally, and spotted the
Seekers, and a couple coneheads, too drunk to know who, however.
"What you smiling at Screamer? I can give me something
to smile about with my floor in your face."
"Uh, Red please stop that now, we don't need to aggravate the-"Hound attempted
to say but Red wouldn't be stopped.
"Just reaon me give to you slag now!" Red slurred out, somehow.
"What problem
Hound...afraids of of two Starscreams?"
[spoiler]And let the fun and games begin![/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe
Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on May 12, 2008, 11:19am
« Not that inebriated? Come on, Mirage… replied
Hot Rod, a slight glimmer of mockery showing up in his blue optics. Remember talking about mutant turtles?” He tilted
his head towards his friend and a big grin appeared on his face.
Then, as he watched the action unfolded between Red
Alert and the Decepticons, he added with a giggle “Oh great! I think the atmosphere of this Pub is about to heat up!”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 12, 2008, 12:15pm
"Um. No." Mirage frowned.
"How
did they know I love watching that show?" he thought. Mirage looked to the door at the mysterious package, "Hey Wheezel!
I think you got a package!" he yelled at the owner.
He also saw Red Alert becoming increasingly overenergized and stumbling,
threatening a few seekers. "This....may be bad." he said. "I'll be right back Hot Rod." Mirage stood up and finished off his
drink before goin to the waste disposal room...
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May
12, 2008, 12:27pm
Blitzwing re-entered the bar, slowly and warily. And he immediately spotted Hound and felt like a
chiptard. All Hound had done was to scare him with a hologram of Prime. Ugh.
And now, the Seekers were in the bar,
and Starscream seemed to have an evil idea on his mind.
Blitzwing walked up to Starscream and said:
"So what do
you have in mind? I need to get back at Hound and Hot Rod now, so any ideas you got, i'm all receptors."
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ellwynx on May 12, 2008, 2:12pm
Shrapnel sits amused in his dark corner.
Sipping his drink and nibbling on his wheat grass. Hound had made a fool of Blitzwing, something that amused Shrapnel greatly.
And it looked like REd Alert was about to either make a fool of himself or start a bar brawl.
Either way this was going
to be fun to watch.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ender on May 12, 2008, 3:11pm
"You
wound me, Boombox." Swindle replied. "Before I got drafted I was a legitimate businessmech. I got what you need."
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on May 12, 2008, 7:05pm
Hot Rod shifted slightly on his stool just
in time to see Blitzwing re-entering the Pub. He glared at him.
“Well, well... whaddaya know! he said aloud with
a wry smile on his face. Captain Courage is back! I’ve got to say that I’m quite impressed by you, Decepti-dolt!”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 12, 2008, 9:52pm
"For your information, I
meant to escape through the roof of the bar. Your friend needed to look good, so I allowed him to so that I could have a grand
exit. And now......it's your turn. I will wipe that smirk off your face!" Blitzwing snarled back at Hot Rod. And slowly started
walking towards Hot Rod.
Hound looked at Blaster and in a low voice said. "Keep an eye on Red for me for a astrosecond
I have something to take care of."
Hound got up from the table, and walked over to Blitzwing, not saying a word.
"What
are you looking at Hound?" Blitzwing demanded.
Hound put his right hand into a fist and slammed it onto Blitzwing's
face, and Blitz not expecting the sudden hit, crumpled to the floor of the Pub, unconcious.
"Nothing" Hound said, giving
a wink to Hot Rod. And then walked back to his seat next to Red.
[spoiler]The No Violence Policy is still enacted!
I
got got permission from two administrators for this post.[/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by ellwynx on May 13, 2008, 10:25am
"Alright, alright. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, Swindle." Blaster says
as he nods to Hound that he'd keep an optic on Red Alert.
"Just what do you have in mind, Swindle?"
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by hiddenstar on May 13, 2008, 11:29am
May 11, 2008, 9:24pm, bumblebee wrote:Taking his attention away from his drink and looking around the pub, he saw Skywarp taking a keen interest
in Red Alert who appeared to have had numerous cubes littering the table before him. Starscream put two and two together.
Mischief and drunk Autobots had unlimited potential for distaster.
"Wouldn't it be a shame..." he began, turning to
face his comrades and leading conspiratiorially on the bar, "if something unfortunate were to happen to that poor, little,
over-energized Bot? But, good-sparked mechs like us would never consider throwing something at him to initiate his spazzy,
and currently unstable, trigger happy defense mode, now would we...?" |
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"Quite
a shame, indeed," Skywarp agreed knowingly, and put down his now-empty shot of high-grade. He then fished around in one of
his small subspace compartments, and came up a klick later with two very specific objects: one was a short length of elastic
cord with a loop at each end, used for tying down boxes and cargo. The other....was a rock.
Keeping his movements as
unobtrusive as possible, he looped the cord around the fingers of one hand and secured the rock in the middle. He held the
makeshift slingshot down by his side, under the level of the bar, and he glanced over at Red Alert. Perfect. He took careful
aim, and let fly.
The rock
Pinged! loudly off the edge of Red Alert's glass, sending it wobbling across the
table.
"Look out - we're under attack!" Skywarp yelled loudly, at the same time.
[spoiler]Skywarp's "Dennis
the Menace" moment Lol[/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 13, 2008, 11:38am
Thundercracker
picked his head up off the bar long enough to watch Skywarp messing around and hit the red and While Autobot with a rock.
He slammed his head back down on the bar a second time before picking it up and giving Skywarp a funny look.
"What
the slag are you carrying a rock around in subspace for?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by hiddenstar
on May 13, 2008, 11:52am
Skywarp held up the elastic cord, grinning like a mad cyber-cat.
"For shooting drunk
Autobots with! Du~h!"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 13, 2008, 2:45pm
[spoiler]Nice
one Warp....Red will be somewhat more alert at first, but as my post progresses, he will lose more of it, certain words just
wake him up...haha.[/spoiler]
Red pulled his gun out and waved it around unsteadily while yelling...
"I KNEW
IT! Who saids wees unders attacks....waz it bruk, break, brukdown? Knews hez was ups to smomthing. What Seekerz doings????"
Red said in a complete drunken stupor.
[spoiler]Your move Warp.[/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May
08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 13, 2008, 3:08pm
Mirage lurked nearby under the cloak of invisibility...
He
never actually went to the waste disposal room. Rather he rounded the corner and ghosted in case things turned bad for Red
Alert.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by bumblebee on May 13, 2008, 7:06pm
A loud, and slightly
twisted, string of laughter echoed in the bar. He was having a good time and patted the sullen Thundercracker on the back,
hard. "That's Warp for you! Yes, excellent aim." the air commander took another sip of his drink, optics darting between the
restless Autobots.
"Do it again." he smirked. Starscream reached into his subspace pocket, hand clasped over something
and handed it the purple seeker. "Except with this...."
Starscream's open palm held a tiny cube. It was a toy version
of a flash grenade, popular with sparklings, but in the wrong hands...it was an innocent toy turned wicked.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ellwynx on May 13, 2008, 8:30pm
Blaster ducked when Red Alert started brandishing
his weapon. "Whoa, whoa, Red. Nobody's attacking, it was just a 'Con acting like a newly assembled sparkling."
"Pardon
me," Blaster says to Swindle as he steps over to calm Red Alert.
Placing his hand gently on his shoulder, "Now why
don't you put the gun away before someone gets hurt."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie
on May 13, 2008, 8:57pm
Hot Rod’s optics widened in bewilderment when he saw the green bot punching Blitzwing.
“Woooo!!!
Way to go, Hound!” he uttered loudly.
When he saw Red Alert withdrawing his weapon, Hot Rod facepalmed “
Oh, Primus... he chuckled, what’s next!”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot
on May 13, 2008, 11:50pm
Red turned when a bot grabbed hom. still with his gun in hand.
"Blastah, that you?
Huht someone, nawp. Cepting Cons plenty hurt me by. Are they snig- snick, snoickering at me?" Red put a very wobbly hand and
finger in the direction of the Seekers-or at least what he thought was the Seekers.......It was really the wall of the Pub.....
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 14, 2008, 12:35pm
Breakdown was getting
impatient...
"DING-DONG!!!" he yelled from within the crate.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by jazzbot on May 15, 2008, 6:18pm
Red turned in the direction of the sudden noise, and tried to fire his rifle. The
safety was on however, and Red thought the gun was malfunctioning, so instead he just threw his gun at the crate.
"Wahz,
waz that ting?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by hiddenstar on May 15, 2008, 10:56pm
'Warp
took one look at the little mock flash grenade in Starscream's hand, one look at the inebriated Red Alert, and one look at
the mysterious crate.
It was all just too perfect.
He grabbed the toy, yanked out the "pin", and lobbed it at
the crate.
"It's a bomb!!"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 15, 2008, 11:06pm
Despite
his desire to be anywhere else other than here, Thundercracker looked up to watch what was sure to be chaos within the next
few seconds. If anything it would be a good story some time later.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by jazzbot on May 16, 2008, 3:47pm
Red was finding it harder to think properly.....maybe being over-Energized is not
a good thing to do.
And then suddenly someone yelled - 'It's a bomb!' And Red just reacted
"Noooooooooo! Guh
Backs Botz.....Ills stopz this baum." Red still slurred and leapt for the crate, when the flash hit his optics and then passed
out on top of the crate.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 16, 2008, 4:00pm
Breakdown
was done waiting. He was furious that no one took the bait. He activated his mystery parcel and got his nerves ready. It was
time to enact HIS VENGEANCE! He tried to burst himself from the the top of the crate...but it wouldn't budge. He pounded on
it, but again, it was stuck. Something was on top of it!
He looked down at his mystery parcel.....a bomb. There was
no way to shut it off! "Get me outta here!" he yelled. He paniced and began pounding against the top of the crate...too late.
A
muffled KABOOM echoed through the bar and the crate expanded exponentially with comical effect. Smoke began rising trough
the breached seams.
Mirage deactivated his cloaking right next to Skywarp and walked over. He made sure that Skywarp
saw his gun before putting it away. Mirage helped Red Alert up and leaned him against the wall. He then opened the top of
the crate and peered in. Smoke met him. He waved it away and saw the remains of Breakdown. He wasn't
completely destroyed,
but he was deffinitly defeated.
"Whataya gonna do with that?" asked Groove from the bar.
Mirage thought for
a moment. "........Return to sender."
He closed up the crate and had a nearby drone take the crate away.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 16, 2008, 4:53pm
Hound saw Skywarp throw something and then
heard him yell It's a bomb! But Hound only heard because the thing that Warp threw was a mini flash grenade.
And then
Hound saw Red dive on top of the crate, and then pass out....great night.
"Never a dull moment around here, eh Blaster?"
Hound asked, and then saw Mirage pop out of nowhere, and grab Red and leaned him agaisnt the wall, and then open the crate
that Red was focused on.
"So, whos' Smokey in there Mirage?" Hound asked with a smile.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 16, 2008, 8:52pm
"Not Smokescreen thats for sure." answered Mirage as he
waved to the drone as it rode down the street with Breakdown in tow.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by jazzbot on May 16, 2008, 10:58pm
"I meant Smokey the Bear.....you know the humans fire representative.....aw nevermind."
Hound said.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 17, 2008, 1:04pm
Mirage
just gave a smile in response. He took his previous seat and continued on his drink.
roove chuckled lihtly and downed
another shot. "Welp. Thats all for me for the night. Can't well drive overenergized now can I?" he smiled. Almost nothing
was more important to Groove then a good drive. And he prefered his drives to be innibriated free.
"I'll see y'all
later." he waved as he passed his Autobot friends and transformed as he left the bar, motoring on into the night.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 19, 2008, 10:31am
"Drive safe Groove, and let me know if you
see anything interesting." Hound said to Groove as Groove left the bar.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by sydjie on May 19, 2008, 4:01pm
Hot Rod was still seated by the bar, sipping his energon. He'd watched all the action
unfolded in the Pub with great amusement. Then he look at Hound and shook his head, a big grin on his face.
"Smokey
the bear... your earth's references are always something Hound! But, one thing for sure, you can pack one heck of a punch!
Hot Rod chuckled and tilted his head towards the still unconscious Blitzwing. Such a wimp!!!"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by hiddenstar on May 21, 2008, 11:17am
20 minutes later, Skywarp was still laughing his aft off.
He managed to assemble enough coordination to give Starscream a high five, but mainly just slumped over the bar giggling into
his drink.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 21, 2008, 6:19pm
Thundercracker
held back the grin threatening to appear on his face. He had to admit it was funny, but he didn't need to let Skywarp know.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on May 21, 2008, 8:41pm
Still looking at the knock-outed
Blitzwing, suddenly, Hot Rod reached into his subspace and withdrew... a red marker!
Then, he strutted towards the
Con and crouched in front of him.
He got up and headed back to his stool, flashing his best innocent smile at his Autobot
comrades.
On the front of Blitzwing's helmet, it was written, in bright red:
HOT ROD'S
THE BEST
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 21, 2008, 9:22pm
Hound
saw Hot Rod slowly get up and slink to Blitzwing, and very carefully write something on his forehead. Hound couldn't tell
what, but knowing Hot Rod it HAD to be funny. Hound decided to make it a point to make sure he saw what it was.
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Blitzwing
finally stirred from the floor of the pub, his head swimming, and he didn't remember what happened. He just remembered the
pain. But then he saw Hot Rod smiling, and Hound smirking at him........and he was suddenly outraged!
Just then a all
red bot appeared on Blitzwing's left shoulder
"Do it! You know you want to! Slag them all! Muwhahahaha!"
And
just as suddenly a all white version of Blitzwing appeared on Blitzwing's right shoulder.
"Now is not the time. Be
patient and your time will come."
"What the slag?" Blitzwing muttered.
[spoiler]In case your wondering, Hound
is messing with Blitwing again. But the bots are so small that at first glance it seems like Blitzwing is talking to himself.[/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on May 21, 2008, 9:40pm
"The work of a real artist!"
chuckled Hot Rod as he hoped on his stool.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by bumblebee on May 21,
2008, 11:13pm
"I knew that would come in handy some day..." Starscream muttered as he wiped his optics, having laughed
so hard that they began to leak. When pointed in the right direction, Skywarp proved to be a great weapon. Or a good laugh.
Either way, it worked out for the seeker commander.
"I'm feeling generous tonight, tender. A round to each of my seekers.
I'll foot the bill." Starscream grinned. "Thundercracker here isn't going to take a sip otherwise."
Re: Imbibe
Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 22, 2008, 12:37am
"Oh ha ha ha Screamer."
Thundercracker sent
him a scowel but didn't say anything else on the subject after he recieved his drink."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by jazzbot on May 23, 2008, 12:09pm
Blitzwing couldn't believe his optics. Was he really seeing
glowing bots on his shoulders....and were they really talking to him?
"What are you...things?"Blitzwing demanded to
his little visitors.
"We are part of you." Both said at the same time.
Blitzwing turned arnd suddenly and stared
wild eyed at Thundercracker. But he didn't see anything other than Thundercracker-and he didn't see the bots on his shoulders
anymore.....now they were on Starscream. But still talking to Blitzwing.
"You want to be good Blitzwing-you will be
an Autobot!" The white bot said.
"You want to slag yourself." the Red bot said.
"Gaaaaahhhhh!" Blitz yelled.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 23, 2008, 12:29pm
Thundercracker stared right
back at Blitzwing before turning to look at Starscream.
"He's completely slagged.."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by bumblebee on May 23, 2008, 8:44pm
Starscream raised an optic. "Slagged is an understatement.
He must've been at Weasel's private brew or something."
He didn't like the half-crazed stare he was recieveing from
the triple changer and wished it to cease immediatly.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks
on May 23, 2008, 8:50pm
"Why do you think he's looking at us like that? It's getting kind of creepy."
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 24, 2008, 12:24am
Hound couldn't keep a straight face anymore,
and finally let a laugh escape.
Blitzwing heard a laugh and turned towards the Autobot table but they all seemed normal-well
normal for them.
He turned back around and saw that the bots were gone from Starscream.
"Where did they go!
you will tell me Starscream; you saw them didn't you? You had to they were on your shoulders....did you shoo them away?" Blitzwing
asked frantically.
[spoiler]Blitzwing is losing it first cause he was punched by an Autobot, and then he was seeing
things thanks to Hound. [/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 24, 2008, 12:56pm
"Primus!
He really is slagged. You think we should take him back to the base?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by jazzbot on May 24, 2008, 1:46pm
Blitzwing took a step closer to Thundercracker, and said loudly "I AM NOT SLAGGED!
They were just there.....where did they go?" Blitzwing went a little closer to the Seekers, trying to see where the little
bots went too.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 24, 2008, 1:58pm
Thundercracker
got up off the stool and took a step backwards.
"Stay away from me you crazy piece of junk. What do y-" He stopped
mid-sentence, finally able to read what was on Blitzwings head. He mouthed the words 'Hot Rod is the best' before he burst
out laughing. He pointed at Blitzwings head, trying to tell him but he wasn't able due to his laughter.
"You... you..
Haha, Blitzwing... you.."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ellwynx on May 24, 2008, 3:00pm
Watching
the comedy unfold while nibbling on his Wheat Grass, Shrapnel starts cackling uncontrollably when he notices what Hot Rod
and Hound are doing to Blitzwing.
"Dimwitted triplechanger," he mutters to himself. "More alt-modes than brains."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on May 24, 2008, 10:17pm
Hot Rod's face split into
the biggest grin ever seen!
"This is priceless!" he said as he elbowed Hound.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by bumblebee on May 24, 2008, 10:22pm
Starscream scooted away from the possessed triple-changer,
scowling. "What the Pit do you mean? I've no idea what the frag you're talking about. And stop doing that,' he flicked his
hands in a 'shoo-ing' motion, "I've got nothing on my shoulders except the best face ever forged!"
Thundercracker started
laughing, and at first Starscream thought it was at his comment, but looked to see the obnoxiously huge letters printed on
Blitzwing's head. He blinked.
"So...he's the fanboy type is he?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May
08Post by havoks on May 24, 2008, 10:27pm
Thundercracker only laughed more at starscreams comment.
Maybe
tonight wouldn't be that bad after all.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 25, 2008,
11:21pm
"I I What you slagger!" Blitzwing demanded of Thundercracker, his optics glowing furiously
"And you!
What do mean...fanboy type? I, unlike you do not have any obsession with other bots!" Blitzwing said belligerently.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 25, 2008, 11:23pm
Thundercracker took another step back.
"Hahaha,
you... you should go look in a mirror."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 25, 2008,
11:29pm
"Why would
I need a mirror?" Blitzwing asked.
When the small bots reappeared on his shoulders.
"You
should look in a mirror before you make more of a fool of yourself than you already are" the White bot said.
"No...you
don't need a mirror, you have nothing on your face." the red bot said.
"What does he mean I don't have nothing on my
face?" Blitzwing asked himself too loudly.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 26,
2008, 12:38am
Thundercracker gave Blitzwing a confused look.
"Who're you talking to?"
Re: Imbibe
Responsibly -May 08Post by Breaker 4.1 on May 26, 2008, 9:59am
Mirage wasn't in the mood for drinking. He politely
finished whatever he had left and said his goodbyes as he exited the bar.
[spoiler]Got alot of threads, be back for
the next Pub thread[/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by bumblebee on May 27, 2008, 12:08am
"I
do NOT have any such obsessions!" Starscream retorted. " But it's clear you do! It says it all over your face actually. Take
a look."
From his sub-space pocket, he produced a small mirror and thrust it up to Blitzwing's face.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 27, 2008, 1:09am
"Don't you see them? I'm talking to the bots
on my shoulders......there's a white bot and a red bot.....Waitasecond!Hound!-"Blitzwing was interrupted by Starscream thrusting
a mirror in his face.
"Hot Rod's the Best? WHO DID THIS! And how long has everyone known about it? I'll slag you Hound!"
Blitzwing bellowed.
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"Yeah this
is getting too good Hot Rod, I can't believe it's taking him so long to figure----"I'll slag you Hound!" Hound and everyone
in the pub heard Blitzwing yell. "Well I guess he finally found out, but hey, it was fun while it lasted, eh?" Hound asked
Hot Rod. "By the way, great message on Blitzwing's face."
"Killer Petro Rabbits!" Red suddenly exclaimed before losing
consciouness again.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on May 28, 2008, 12:00pm
«
Thanks Hound, replied the young Autobot gleefully. Guess I was well inspired… just like you my friend! Great holograms!!!”
Then,
Hot Rod shot the Triple-changer a malicious grin “Nice to have you as a member of my fan-club, Blitzie! he quipped.
Who knew you had such good taste!”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by henniarox on May
28, 2008, 3:34pm
Searchlight enters the pub but once he sees the predicament going on inside he steps back out not
wanting to get into this.
He waits outside planning to go inside when some people have left.
Thats of course if
he doesn't get distracted.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on May 30, 2008, 3:49pm
Suddenly,
from the corner of his optics, Hot Rod saw the Pub's door opening and he just had time to catch a glimpse of a bot he knew.
"Waitasec!"
he said before heading hastily for the door.
"Hey, Searchlight! What are you doing there? he exclaimed. Come inside,
have a drink! It's almost last call!"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 30, 2008,
11:21pm
"No problem Rod. I figured you needed to get back at the Triple Changer." Hound said with a chuckle.
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"
YOU have
a fan club! Typical." Blitzwing said.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by havoks on May 31, 2008,
5:16pm
Thundercracker give Starscream an odd look.
"What are you carrying around a mirror for?"
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on May 31, 2008, 6:06pm
"So he could see his adoring fan." Hound
scoffed, overhearing the conversation.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by bumblebee on May 31, 2008,
10:04pm
"Hmmm? What? What did you say?" Starscream pulled himself from his reflection, only paying half of his attention
to the others.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on May 31, 2008, 10:09pm
Heading
back to his seat, Hot Rod replied offhanded with a wry smile « Yeah! I’m sure Starscream love his mirror... to gaze
at his one and only fan... himself!”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 1,
2008, 10:59pm
"I think the green one insulted you Starscream. What are you gonna do about it? Whatever it is i'll help."
Blitzwing said with glowering optics as he wiped off the words on his forehead.
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"Oh
no, the two Cons are mad; whatever shall we do Hot Rod?" Hound said sarcastically.
"Never fear! Cliffjumper is here!"
Cliffjumper yelled as he jumped through the pub doors.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie
on Jun 2, 2008, 7:46pm
« Oh no, Hound... Hot Rod said with a fake tone of terror in his voice. Do you think those fearless
Decepticons will attack us savagely? Even the bizarre looking one with graffiti on his forehead? Primus, help us!” he
added, holding one hand dramatically to his forehead. Suddenly, his optics widened in surprise.
“Oh wow! That
prayer was answered fast! Hot Rod grinned heavily at Cliffjumper. Here comes the cavalry!”
Re: Imbibe
Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 3, 2008, 8:19pm
"What seems to be the trouble here?" Cliffjumper
asked Hot Rod and Hound.
"Trouble, you don't know what trouble means you insignificant speck of a bot!" Blitzwing snarled
back at Cliffjumper.
"I see you have a wonderful personality. Did someone hurt you when you were a Sparkling?" Cliffjumper
asked.
"NO! Well, wait there was that one time-hey wait just a second, I didn't ask for no slaggin Therapy session."
Blitzwing said.
"Just asking, cool your jets." Cliffjumper said with a smirk.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 5, 2008, 3:22pm
"Owww... No trouble here, Cliffjumper! said Hot Rod jauntily.
We're just having some fun at the expense of our good friend Blitzwing! He's such a good sport..."
Then, he nodded
towards Red Alert, still unconscious on the floor, and snickered. "And, as you can see, some had more fun than others!"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 5, 2008, 9:03pm
"Just a question...but who
let Him drink?" Cliffjumper asked.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by henniarox on Jun 6, 2008,
1:32pm
Searchlight after being noticed by his friend carefully enters the pub still unsure if he really should be in
there.
He walks over takes a seat and orders some energon half glancing at the drunken Redalert.
Re: Imbibe
Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 6, 2008, 10:01pm
Red's optics fluttered open and he spots Cliffjumper.
"It's
a demon!"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 6, 2008, 10:57pm
« HEY!!! Don’t
look at me like that Cliffjumper! Hot Rod retorted. It ain’t my fault if our security director obviously had one drink
too many!”
Suddenly, the young mech perked up. “At last, Searchlight! Glad you finally decided to join
us! And the high-grade’s on me, buddy! Hey, Wheezel! One round for all my Autobots friends!”
Then, Hot
Rod cracked a smile “And don’t worry about those Decepti-creeps... they’re just here to entertain us!”
After hearing Red Alert’s babblings, he added “Oh! And Red Alert is also quite entertaining tonight!”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 7, 2008, 12:48am
"Cuh-can't you all see, he's
a demon!" Red slurred and he leaped towards Cliffjumper.
"You had to let him drink, oh well." Cliffjumper sidestepped
and Red Alert's wild leap missed Cliffjumper, and left Red Alert on the floor again. Passed out again.
"I think somoene
should get him back." Hound said. "Anyone want to help me?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by henniarox
on Jun 7, 2008, 2:22pm
"I'll help you drag him back" searchlight said looking down at his comrade.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 7, 2008, 4:06pm
"Thanks Searchlight. Don't see you around
the pub too often." Hound remarked as he got up and walked over to where Red Alert was unconcious on the floor.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 7, 2008, 4:51pm
"No way! You guys can't leave now! said Hot
Rod sulkily. Just paid for a round... And Red Alert is doing just fine... Right, Red?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by henniarox on Jun 7, 2008, 5:07pm
" He looks half dead and we don't want him attacking anyone
else" Searchlight said giving Cliffjumper a knowing look.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot
on Jun 7, 2008, 7:28pm
"If he attacks one of us....well it can be funny Hot Rod." Hound said, smirking at Cliffjumper.
"However; if he attacks one of those idiots, all hell will break loose. And we all know that. If we can get Red safely back,
and get back before closing time i'll be back, maybe with Searchlight. Sound good?" Hound asked Hot Rod.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 8, 2008, 2:18pm
Hot Rod shrugged and replied with a sigh “Yeah,
I guess you're right... Red needs some rest... But I don’t think I’ll stay here much longer, Hound. After I finish
my drink, I’ll hit the road!”
Then, he shot his friends a wicked little smirk “And I’m sure
that you and Searchlight will have a very good time with Red! See you later, guys!”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 8, 2008, 7:25pm
"Alright, see you later Hot Rod. Don't do anything I wouldn't
do." Hound said as he and Searchlight left the pub with Red.
"Well, what have you been up to Hot Rod? Still wanna mess
with those Cons?" Cliffjumper asked. "Wheezle, i'll take a round of Energon."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by sydjie on Jun 8, 2008, 10:22pm
Hot Rod tilted his head towards Cliffjumper and chuckled “Mess with those Cons?
It would be great fun but... you know we can’t do anything like that in here! Unfortunately...”
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 8, 2008, 10:58pm
"Where's your sense of adventure Rod? We
don't hae to fight them, but we can remind them of times we kicked their aft plates." Cliffjumper said with a huge smirk.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 9, 2008, 7:48pm
The young Autobot took a good
swig of energon and looked back at Cliffjumper. His blue optics brightened slightly as he answered enthusiastically. “Ooooh!
This sounds so devilish, Cliffjumper! What are we waiting for?”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by jazzbot on Jun 10, 2008, 12:12pm
"Me? Devillish?" Cliffjumper asked with a smirk.
"Well, i'm sure we can
think of something to harass them with. Like how easily distracted Skywarp is." Cliffjumper said in a lowered voice.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 13, 2008, 9:21pm
Hot Rod looked at all the mechs inside the
Pub and sighed at the view of the apathetic bunch of Decepticons.
He pouted miserably “Let’s face it,
Cliffjumper, we would have more fun teasing maintenance drones than those Decepti-clowns... he grumbled. High-grade is too
much for them I think... they all look like they’re in stasis lock...”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 14, 2008, 3:03am
"Nah, they just need the right,
shove!" Cliffjumper said
as he nudged Blitzwing subtly.
"Huh, who did that?" Blitzwing asked, as he was suddenly moved.
[spoiler]If this
post sucks, it's cause i'm tired, and frustrated. [/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by
ellwynx on Jun 14, 2008, 5:00pm
Shrapnel orders a bowl of turnip greens, how he loves greens, as the mini-bot begins
to tease Blitzwing. Anytime Blitzwing get's picked on is an amusing thing.
Gulping the last of his drink, he requests
a double-sized Energon-Daquiri... "With the little strawberry and pineapple's around the edge of the glass please...please."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 16, 2008, 9:13pm
Hot Rod glanced at the red
mech and shook his head. «Awww, come on, Cliffjumper! he said in a resigned whisper. Those Decepti-dolts are too imbibed...
let’s get out of here!”
The young bot finished his drink, got up and headed hastily for the door. On his
way out he gave Blitzwing a hefty shove.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 16,
2008, 9:24pm
Blitzwing felt another shove, this time more forceful than the other one was, and he pulled his sword.
"Alright!
Who did that?" Blitzwing yelled in the Autobots general direction.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by sydjie on Jun 17, 2008, 7:13pm
Hot Rod had just opened the door when he heard Blitzwing’s scream. A little
smirk appeared on his face. Then he looked back inside the Pub and his optics widened in shock! Blitzwing was menacing his
fellow Autobots with his electron scimitar!
He stormed off towards Blitzwing and took a stance in front of him. He
glared at him balefully and snarled “I’m the one who did that, Decepticon, so... is there anything you want to
tell me?”
He stood there, arms crossed over his chest, head cocked to one side, waiting for an answer.
Re:
Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by henniarox on Jun 18, 2008, 3:30pm
Just then after returning Redalert to the
Autobot base Searchlight walks in.
"Great I walked into another awkward moment" he thinks
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 18, 2008, 4:10pm
Hound re-entered the bar at the same time as Searchlight, and
heard Searchlight's comment, and saw that Blitzwing was looming over Hot Rod with his sword drawn.
"Glitcher says what?"
Hound said suddenly.
"What?" Blitzwing said to a chorus of chuckles. As Hound reached out and swatted the sword away
from Blitz.
"Didn't your creator tell you it isn't nice to play with swords?" Hound asked Blitzwing.
Cliffjumper
looked over at Searchlight "What took you two so long to get back, you missed all the fun!"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by henniarox on Jun 18, 2008, 4:17pm
Searchlight glanced over at Hound then responded
"Well,
we had a bit of problems with Red......"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on Jun
18, 2008, 8:04pm
« HEY!!! exclaimed Hot Rod as he threw up his hands. What do you think you’re doing, Hound?
It’s between me and that big Bozo... at last”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot
on Jun 18, 2008, 9:00pm
"Sorry Rod, friends don't let friends drink and fight." Hound said stoically.
"Yeah,
problems to say the least. Red kept claiming that we were demons, and we couldn't get him to stop. So, we finally got him
back to base, and he saw Prime. And started yelling 'IT'S THE GRAND POOBAH OF THE DEMONS!' he kept yelling that for a few
cycles, and then launched himself at Prime." Hound said with a sigh.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by sydjie on Jun 19, 2008, 7:30pm
Hot Rod was still snarling at Blitzwing when he heard Hound's comments and his optics
widened in shock. In a second, he forgot about the Decepticon and spun around to look at his brethren.
"WHAT? he said
in bewilderment. Red attacked Prime?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 19, 2008,
7:52pm
"It wasn't so much an attack as it was a wild yell and a wide shot. Red had a pull out blaster, where he stored
it, I don't know, but he pulled it and fired. He missed, and Prime was able to subdue him pretty easily. But Prime made us
promise to not let drink any more than two mugs of Energon at a time." Hound explained.
As Blitzwing crept up on Hot
Rod and gave him a hard shove to the small of the back.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by henniarox
on Jun 20, 2008, 12:07pm
"it wasn't really the best place to be I got elbowed in the stomach when he escaped from our
grasp" Searchlight added with a sigh
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 20, 2008,
10:32pm
Hot Rod was listening carefully to Hound and Searchlight story. He was shocked and didn’t believe his
audio receptors! Suddenly, he was violently projected against the bar.
As he straightened himself up, he growled “Hitting
people from behind... very brave!”
He turned slowly to face Blitzwing and then, swiftly, he swung his right arm and
aimed his laser blaster at him. “Decepticon, he snarled, you’re highly getting on my nerves...”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by henniarox on Jun 21, 2008, 11:09am
Searchlight ran up to
Hotrod and put his hand on his shoulder " Don't do it you'll get yourself kicked out"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 22, 2008, 7:01pm
“I think you’re right, Searchlight, no need to be
kicked out of this fine Pub, uttered loudly Hot Rod as he lowered his arms, but still scowling at Blitzwing. There will other
opportunities to teach this Decepti-dolt some manners!”
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by jazzbot on Jun 23, 2008, 3:52pm
"Heh, why am not surprised Autobrat? Guess your just too chicken. But either way,
i'm out. This place is boring." Blitzwing said as he stalked out of the Pub.
"Hey, don't worry Hot Rod, I bet Blitz
just really likes you and can't tell you how he really feels." Hound said laughing.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 23, 2008, 8:10pm
Hot Rod crossed his arms over his chest and frowned at Blitzwing
as he was leaving.
Then, still frowning, he faced Hound and sneered "And you think you're funny, I suppose?" Then
he added with a wry smile "Don't worry, he ain't my style... really!" Suddenly, he bursted out laughing and slapped Hound
heartily on the back.
"So... he added gleefully, what happened to Red finally?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 23, 2008, 8:29pm
"Sometimes, I guess I am. As for Red; well he just thought that
Prime was the leader of all Demons. Why he thought that-not sure, maybe it's cause Prime is mainly red, don't know. But Red
felt the need to shoot Prime. But since he was so drunk, he missed. But in the process Red elbowed Searchlight in the chestplate."
Hound explained.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 23, 2008, 8:57pm
Hot Rod
grinned "Primus, I wish I could have been there... So, how did you neutralize him?"
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by jazzbot on Jun 24, 2008, 12:04pm
"We didn't. Prime took the gun away from Red, and then smacked
him on the back of the head. Not a hard blow, but just enough to put him down. After that, Prime told us to get Red back to
his quarters so he could recharge it off." Hound said.
"And Prime also made us promise to keep Red away from the Energon."
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ellwynx on Jun 24, 2008, 4:54pm
Blaster grabs his Energon
and heads over to what seems to be the quietest corner of the pub.
"We may be on opposite sides outside of here, but
here at least we seem to have the same goal." Blaster says to the 'bot already sitting in the corner.
Shrapnel leans
his head (and antennea) forward out of shadow and pops a piece of pineapple in his mouth. "And what exactly is that, Autobot...autobot?"
"To
just sit back and let everyone else entertain you."
"True...true." Shrapnel considers for a moment. "I don't usually
imbibe with Autobots, but in this instance I could make an exception...exception." Shrapnel motions for Blaster to take seat
himself on the other side of the booth.
"Thanks." Blaster seats himself, knowing violence is forbidden here, and continues
to watch the fun going on with Blitzwing and the other Autobots.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by henniarox on Jun 25, 2008, 7:26pm
Searchlight is about to take a seat when he notices Blaster sitting with Shrapnel
"Now
thats a sight you usually don't see" he says as points at the two n the corner.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by sydjie on Jun 26, 2008, 11:14am
At Searchlight’s comment, Hot Rod turned around to look
at the most unusual duo of mechs reunited at a table.
“Hey, Blaster! he yelled, visibly amused. Fraternizing
with the enemy or helping him to reconsider his allegiance?
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by jazzbot on Jun 26, 2008, 11:59pm
"Well, let's just be glad Red isn't here to see this." Hound said.
"Forget
Red Alert, what about me? What the slag is Blaster doing talking to that lowlife? I just bet he's got something up his feelers.
Blaster what
the slag are you doing over there?????" Cliffjumper yelled loudly in Blaster's general direction.
Re: Imbibe
Responsibly -May 08Post by ellwynx on Jul 1, 2008, 3:58pm
"Just kicking back and enjoying the entertainment
value of everyone else in the pub." Blaster laughs. "But if it makes you feel any better," Blaster reaches around his back
and pulls something out, "I made sure I packed my RAID bug spray!" Blaster waves it in Shrapnel's direction in a semi-threatening
manner and busts out laughing at the look of revulsion on Shrapnel's face.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post
by jazzbot on Jul 1, 2008, 8:53pm
"Just make sure you use that if you have too." Cliffjumper said, and resumed drinking.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by ender on Jul 3, 2008, 11:54pm
"Last Round!"
Wheezel
shouted.
[spoiler]This thread will close on Saturday July 5th. Tie up your posts.
New Bar Thread is Open now.[/spoiler]
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by sydjie on Yesterday at 3:51pm
Hot Rod choked on his energon
when he saw Blaster waving his Raid bug spray in front of an horrified Shrapnel.
“Well, I’ll be able to
say that I saw everything tonight! Smart move, Blaster!” he said gleefully.
Then, Hot Rod winked at Wheezel and
added “Nothing for me, thanks...it feels like I’ve been here for an eternity! I’m outta here!”
He
waved at his Autobot comrades “See you later guys...” and headed for the door.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly
-May 08Post by jazzbot on Yesterday at 11:33pm
"Heh, this place was getting traiterous anyway." Cliffjumper
eyed Blaster evilly as he walked out of the pub.
"Sorry Blaster. You know how Cliffjumper gets. Nice joke though."
Hound said. then he got up and left the Pub. Leaving the appropriate number of credits for him as well as Cliffjumper, in
Jumper's anger, he forgot to leave any credits.
Re: Imbibe Responsibly -May 08Post by henniarox on
Today at
1:04pm
Searchlight also rose paid and waved to the 2 in the corner and left the bar behind his comrades.
